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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Online now!
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Working on university
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like cats, comic books, guns, and food.
I dislike liars, cheaters, frogs, and drama.

I just want to meet someone interesting.

INTJ, Phlegmatic, Type 6, Hufflepuff, Chaotic Neutral.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
If success or prosperity were measured in failed experiences and gained wisdom, I would be fairly well off.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sarcasm and Misanthropy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
bearded, boring, bespectacled.
Also, bears, beets, battlestar galactica.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like to read and watch TV/Movies. This is just a random list of things I like but it's really only a fraction of my favorites.

Authors: Hemingway, Vonnegut, Fitzgerald, Kerouac, Bukowski, Tolkien, Gaiman, Lovecraft, Doyle, Bradbury, Orwell, Adams, Plath.

Books: Watership Down, Good Omens, Slaughterhouse 5, The Hobbit, Sherlock Holmes, Catcher in the Rye, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Great Gatsby, Dharma Bums, The Bell Jar, World War Z.

Graphic Novels: Y: The Last Man, Ex Machina, Booster Gold, Blue Beetle, Justice League International, Northlanders, Deadpool, Green Lantern, Green Arrow, Army of Darkness, Batman, Superman: Red Son, Blackest Night, Time Lincoln, The Walking Dead, Preacher, Saga, Pride of Baghdad, Harley Quinn, Great Lakes Avengers, Hero Squared, Scott Pilgrim, The Amory Wars, Watchmen.

Films: Garden State, The Battle of Shaker Heights, Lost in Translation, Midnight in Paris, Wish I Was Here, Begin Again, Last Love, The Princess Bride, Singin' in the Rain, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Wizard of Oz, It's A Wonderful Life, O Brother Where Art Thou, Shaun of the Dead, Scott Pilgrim.

Television: Workaholics, The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Wilfred, Supernatural, Pushing Daisies, New Girl, Community, Firefly, Home Movies, Archer, Bob's Burgers, Arrested Development, Gilmore Girls, Jericho, Parks and Rec, Doctor Who.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, Heart... Captain Planet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Tiny houses and cats.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Netflix or bust.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I dislike 99.99% of all people, places, and things.
You should message me if
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You're a ballerina, a librarian, or a mermaid.

Or if you want to because I probably won't message you first.