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29 M Wheeling, WV

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:05am
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm never going to claim that I have everything figured out. In reality, I'll be lucky if I ever have anything figured out. I'm a cynic and a hopeless romantic. I value honesty above most things. Books make much more sense to me than people ever will. I've always wanted to be more adventurous, but I've found that it's hard to do without a sidekick/partner-in-crime/companion. INTJ, Phlegmatic, Type 6, Hufflepuff, Chaotic Neutral.
What I’m doing with my life
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If success or prosperity were measured in failed experiences and gained wisdom, I would be fairly well off.
I’m really good at
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Sarcasm and Misanthropy.
The first things people usually notice about me
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bearded, boring, bespectacled.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like to read and watch TV/Movies. This is just a random list of things I like but it's really only a fraction of my favorites.

Authors: Hemingway, Vonnegut, Fitzgerald, Kerouac, Bukowski, Tolkien, Gaiman, Lovecraft, Doyle, Bradbury, Orwell, Adams, Plath.

Books: Watership Down, Good Omens, Slaughterhouse 5, The Hobbit, Sherlock Holmes, Catcher in the Rye, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Great Gatsby, Dharma Bums, The Bell Jar, World War Z.

Graphic Novels: Y: The Last Man, Ex Machina, Booster Gold, Blue Beetle, Justice League International, Northlanders, Deadpool, Green Lantern, Green Arrow, Army of Darkness, Batman, Superman: Red Son, Blackest Night, Time Lincoln, The Walking Dead, Preacher, Saga, Pride of Baghdad, Harley Quinn, Great Lakes Avengers, Hero Squared, Scott Pilgrim, The Amory Wars, Watchmen.

Films: Garden State, The Battle of Shaker Heights, Lost in Translation, Midnight in Paris, The Princess Bride, Singin' in the Rain, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Wizard of Oz, It's A Wonderful Life, O Brother Where Art Thou, and Shaun of the Dead, Scott Pilgrim.

Television: Workaholics, The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Wilfred, Supernatural, Pushing Daisies, New Girl, Community, Firefly, Home Movies, Arrested Development, Gilmore Girls, Jericho, Parks and Rec, Doctor Who.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, Heart... Captain Planet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
creating a comic book series about the ghost of Hitler possessing a Bigfoot in Appalachia and trying to start a Nazi movement in rural America, hijinks ensue. We haven't had a president with facial hair in 100 years. Also, how the perfect woman is equal parts 1950s Housewife, and Wonder Woman, with dashes of Marie Curie, and Tina Fey.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends, or staying in watching movies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a huge fan/collect Firearms and Comic books.

Also, I have no idea what to do with my face in pictures.
You should message me if
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you want a best friend, a partner-in-crime, or even an archenemy.