Im a guy whose been through a lot and still managed to come out
smiling. Im a big kid at heart. You wanna interest me me? Beat me
in a game of pokemon =D. I love reading teen fantasy. I like bacon.
a lot. and cheesecake. I'm a published poet. i have exactly
11/16ths of my marbles. Talk to me
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a dog trainer/poet and I'm always at work.
I’m really good at
Im a Published Spoken Word Artist. Ask me if you want to read some
of my work. Im a people person. I'm good with analyzing the
political structure of organizations, and learning social systems.
I make people laugh quite often. I will do anything for a friend.
Im intuitive, especially when im close to you.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair...or my Pikachu headband lol. If you're observant you
notice how i use blunt humor to make friends, and the people i pick
at the most are the ones i like the most. If ive never insulted you
and we've known each other for over a month i probably don't like
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I basically only read teen and childrens fantasy fiction. Lots of
Harry Potter, hunger games, Mortal Instruments, Reformed Vampire
Society, Percy Jackson, Uglies type stuff. I'm also in love with
Terry Pratchet, David Levithan, and Eion Colfer. Im a HUGE reader,
and despite having dyslexia i read quite fast.
I'm a huge movie buff. I love all genres of movie, horror and
foreign being my least favorite(not saying i dislike them i just
watch them the least.) RomComs are a big guilty pleasure of mine.
Some of my favs are The Birds, Thank you for Smoking, Pay it
forward, The matrix, Lion King, Anastasia, Love & other Drugs,
The Devil wears Prada, Rent, Camp, Mr. and Ms Smith, and lots of
I can just list all the shows that i have to watch: Big Bang
Theory, Glee, Doctor Who(David Tenant only), American Horror Story,
2 Broke Girls, Suits, Political Animals, True Blood, Newsroom, New
Girl, Family Guy, Ben 10, Adventure time, Robot Chicken, Celebrity
Deathmatch, SNL reruns, Weeds, and a few more lol... but i watch a
lot of shows on Netflix
My music tastes are wild and varied; I'm quite eclectic. I like
everything from Billie Holiday to Daft Punk, Nevada Tan to Yelle.
Beyonce to Mozart. Childish gambino to lykke li. When i say i
listen to everything i mean everything. Foreign, indy, rock and
roll, mainstream, underground, folk you name it. I'm not the
biggest fan of hardcore rap...at least not anything after the year
2000. I love every single Adele song i have ever heard. Big fan of
Amy Winehouse as well. I like Singing a lot even though i really
And food i love food..cooking eating shopping preparing planning
all that good stuff. I worked at a bakery in Chicago and it has
been my favorite job to date lol. I really like Sushi and Steak. I
used to be Vegan for a while, then i couldnt afford it so i became
Vegetarian but i gave up and stopped. I can eat a vegetarian
lifestyle though i just get really bad cravings for meat. ummmmm im
going to stop there lol
The six things I could never do without
My phone, Friends, A Cuddle buddy, Masturbation, family, and food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Social interactions. I like to learn the unsaid things about
people, things that you learn by body language and from the things
people dont say.
On a typical Friday night I am
Relaxing. Or Over a friends house. I'm kind of a social homebody. I
like being at home watching movies, but im equally as comfortable
going out and partying. The latter is just never my idea; I prefer
to be invited out than plan it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I used to be afraid of sex due to a traumatic first time. We were
young and inexperienced. It was rushed and messy. Ahhh the Smelly
Pasts we leave behind.
You should message me if
You want an interesting person to talk to. Im an interesting
person. I cannot promise that you will be interested though.