I crave what the poet Richard Siken wrote of in “Crush.”
But I understand that love is sometimes more like “you fit into me”
by Margaret Atwood.
James Bond is my mentor and The Most Interesting Man in the World
is my life coach. A modern day Arthur Rimbaud, if you will.
Recently my best friend paid me this compliment: “you navigate
seamlessly between fun and serious, sensual and sexual, romantic
and raunchy”. You can get a grasp of what I’m like from my friends
prospective from this quote, and the “raunchy” part I hope is more
about my sense of humor. Lol.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to get in the "know" so I can live in the "now" - I just
made that up....sounds so stupid. DELETE.
I’m really good at
that "crane kick" thing from the movie "Karate Kid." It's proved
beneficial while negotiating prices down on shiny items I discover
at the local flea market.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm trying to win friends and influence people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Dale Carnegie's "How to Win Friends and Influence People"
The six things I could never do without
Six things I could never do without:
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I spend a lot of time thinking about:
When will the world get male birth control pills?
What if the hokey poke is what it’s all about?
How to make more desserts on the BBQ.
If everyone Wang Chungs tonight, what would tomorrow be like?
Or the great debate of green vs red Tabasco, do you want the heat
or the flavor?
On a typical Friday night I am
Overly ambitious and am wishing I had gotten the sleep I needed
during the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The most private thing I am willing to admit: I wear a special
cologne. It’s called Sex Panther by Odeon. It’s illegal in nine
countries…and it’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s
You should message me if
Sexy, smart, fit and fun. I don’t think that’s too much to ask…lol.