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32 Brooklyn, NY Woman


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 30–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For short-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 27
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Full figured
Mostly anything
Other, but not too serious about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of space camp
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"

I've cleared out all my match questions. This might prove problematic for some of you, but I've found that most of the answer options are not satisfactory for me. Please feel free to make a list of the important ones and we can discuss them in person or via chat if you like.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Coffee, professionally.

Otherwise, I'm pretty good at coasting along doing whatever. If you JUST CAN'T date someone with no long term goals, feel free to move on. The only one I have is "probably don't die in an avoidably stupid manner" and that's good enough for me.

What am I doing with my life? Adapting. Dealing with it. Not having a bad time worrying about shit.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Putting up a good hate front, in a very cheerful manner. Raining on parades with FACTS, then enjoying the soggy parade (rain never stops a parade anyway, it just proves its tenacity). Making friends with your dog. Seamlessly inserting movies and late 90s TV quotes into normal conversations. Sitting still.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This section used to be pages long. I trimmed it down and it hurt, because this is where I live.

Dune, dune, brave new world, on the beach, most-things-vampires, murder city devils, joy formidable, Mission of Burma, noisy crunchy reverby wooshy distorted loud things, the opposite of that (stars of the lid, winterpills), yes food please.

Current fixations: Sailor Moon Crystal, AoT manga, Built to Spill, Los Crudos, Flying Lotus, Sinmara, Kheer, Dunwell Doughnuts, iced chai
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Jake sums up how I feel about material goods:

The knowledge that everything dies, in one way or another, and that it is cyclical. This is important.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How much cat hair in my drink is enough to prevent me from drinking it? Answer: I'm not sure yet.

Moving and movement. Ocean. Winds. Wheels.

The things I can't have and why not.
The things I have and thank goodness.
The things I could stand to do without.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Checking out all the cool shows and events I could go to then settling in to watch 15 episodes of < anime > in a row instead.

Alternately, accidentally sleeping for 16 hours. See ya Saturday. Afternoon.
You should message me if
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You might like: ice cream and the beach in the winter time, movies at IFC and Sunshine and BAM, Netflix horror movie marathons, lazing about in a park, sitting around listening to records, climbing trees, eating things you have to point to the menu to order because you can't pronounce them (or can, and teach me please), pizza all day, coffee all night, dancing whenever, plants, animals, the sky, cloudshapes, cloudblobs, bookstores and libraries, dive bars and cursing, naps. Stuff.

Also, this isn't my work but it's pretty spot on for how I operate: