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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30-80
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Mar 24, 2009
6' 2" (1.88m)
Not at all
Catholicism but it’s not important
Two-year college
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Essays. This is dumb. I dunno what to say. How do you write an essay about yourself without coming off sounding like a self important ass?. They make this tough don't they? Let's see. I live in a tree and I dig holes for fun!. How's that? Tell ya what, contact me and we can talk a bit and you'll realize that I'm a really good guy that will make you laugh. After all, what else in life is more mprtan in life than laughter?... SEE WHAT I MEAN?!, You sound like an idiot when you say stuff like that!. But yeah, talk to me, I'll talk back, and we'll go from there. Easy.

I am creative, humourous, and ripe
What I’m doing with my life
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I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Skiing, Making television shows.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My terrible Body Odour. Or the wooden leg.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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a) Baby's first pop-up book. b) That one with the sexy robots that blow each other up. c) electronic music mostly. d)Sure, I like foods.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food, Water, Oxygen, Sleep, errrr ... more food, and water.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Figuring out where to hide the body.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Laying curled up, naked in the fetal position, sucking my thumb and sobbing quietly under a blanket.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I enjoy the company of women.
You should message me if
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You have most of your teeth, and you can string together more than three words. Okay, two words.