I really like to cook and love watching the Food Network (Alton Brown rocks!). I subscribe to four magazines, Bon Appetit, Cooks Illustrated and Discovery. My sense of humor can range from light joshing to incredibly offensive filth, though I tend towards filth, since that is a lot funnier. I love playing board games, especially cerebral ones, because I'm pretty good at them and when I'm not, I can learn something.
I have a set of the best friends in the world with whom I have been friends for going on 2 decades. I have a kitty named Mollhe, who is a boy but whom I thought was a girl. I love cats, like dogs and don't really mind other pets.
This thing says I should asnwer in each language I know! Great idea, I'll use some pidgin Polish. Dzien dobry, jak sie masz? Dime pivo, prosze. Dziekuje. Na zdrowie! That's basically it. I mean, I know some food names and stuff, but everyone know keilbasa and pierogi, right? What about czarnina? Wanna talk about a weird food? Look that one up. I've eaten it. I'm not saying I liked it, but I've eaten it.
I am flippant, facetious, and funtastic