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atomicforklift

35 M North Hollywood, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:14pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Oh hello there, I didn't see you come in. Would you care for a drink?
I work in Art Department for film and TV, usually as a set dresser or set carpenter. I make sure things like curtains, lamps, dirt, pillows, floors, blood, fake money, food, pictures, mail, and axes look good when they're in frame.
I was born and raised in San Francisco and went to school in Santa Cruz. I never bought into the hippie lifestyle, but I like soy milk and feel guilty when I don't recycle. Also, I won't wear anything with a prominent brand logo on it, but that dates back to when Guess overalls were a fad in middle school.
I like dogs.
I've done a fair amount of traveling, but want to do a whole lot more. Anywhere! I lived in Japan for a year doing that thing that aimless 20somethings do in Japan. That was a while ago. Now I have some aim.
I'm an atheist! The best part about being an atheist is that you never have to wear silly hats against your will.
I have a dry sense of humor. Some people consider me dryer than toast.

I am non-toxic, machine-washable, and color-safe
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
You see these hands? They are dirty and covered in cuts and splinters. I've moved to the LA area last year to pursue film production. I have long hours, but it suits me and I'm always learning more.
If we go out on a date, I will wash my hands thoroughly. That is my promise to you, prospective reader.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Set Carpentry, and getting better all the time.
Scrabble
Reading (I know all my letters).
Trivia
Sarcasm
Parallel parking
Seeing the humor in serious situations
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know what people notice about me first, they're usually too busy covering their mouths and pointing, screaming, ushering out the women and children first, heading for the nearest bunker, and generally acting like a hysterical mob. Between all the shouting, crying, and having to fend off misguided displays of bravery, it's pretty hard to judge what people noticing. If I had to guess, I'd say it's my piercing laser eyes from which no sins can hide.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Breakfast of Champions, Anne Frank, Into The Wild, Atlas Shrugged (with qualifications, ask me if Rand makes you skittish), The Handmaid's Tale, Harry Potter, LOTR, Cryptonomicon, Catcher In The Rye, Ishi, Ender's Game, Eon, Lonesome Dove, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Foundation Trilogy, Come as you are, The Gaen Trilogy, Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, The Stranger, Jurassic Park.

Movies: Just a few.............Airplane!, Star Wars, LOTR, 2001, Pixar movies, James Cameron Movies, Spielberg movies, Dead Man Walking, the new Batman movies, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Apocalypse Now, Touching the Void, Crank. I can like movies of any genre as long they are well made and intelligent.

Music of this sort: Nirvana, NIN, U2, Tool, Radiohead, Garbage, Alice in chains, early Foo Fighters, Gn'R, Led Zepplin, Muse, Buckethead, Metallica, Sepultura, Incubus, Interpol, The White Stripes, Pearl Jam, Depeche Mode.

Food: Mexican food, Indian food, Italian food, American food, Pineapple, Chicken fillets, Caesar salad (minus fish flavor), Avocado, Rice, Real Maple Syrup, Chili, Cheeseburgers, Hot Dogs, Peanut butter & jelly, Macaroni & Cheese, Pizza (cheese, pepperoni, Hawaiian), Dark chocolate, soy milk, Cheese (not stinky kinds), Frosted mini-wheats.

Diagrams: Bar graphs, pie charts, Venn diagrams, bell curves, line graphs, bubble charts.

Flatware: Fork, knife, spoon, soup spoon, and the occasional steak knife. No need for the mini salad fork though.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The company of a good dog
Reading
Traveling
Some music that has "bite"
Absurdity
Frosted mini-wheats
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-What's for dinner.
-Time travel by traveling at close to the speed of light.
-The rise and fall of civilizations.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually working if the production I'm on calls for it, otherwise probably hanging out with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can be yours for just 4 easy payments of $19.95! Act now and receive a free tote bag. Supplies are limited. Void where prohibited.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-you wear sensible shoes part of the time and nonsensical shoes the rest of the time.
-If you think the scenarios in stock photography are funny, or if you think "Air Bud 2: Golden Receiver" is the best movie title ever, we may get along. 
-you are in good shape.
-If you have a peculiar sense of humor.
-Your profile is as cliche free as possible.
-You have a particular taste in music, not just "I'm into everything," or "anything that has a good beat." If you like similar music to me, that's a big plus but not neccesary.
-You know how to spell "neccesary," because I sure as hell don't
- Listen, I've decided to say this because so many girls mention it in their profiles. If you like wearing heels, go nuts. I'm 5'9. If heels will make you taller than me, I don't care. Height one direction or the other is not particularly important to me.