Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
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Reasons why I'm awesome:
* I will give you cuddles.
* I can even be the big spoon if you want
* I will go to cons with you
* I'll marathon-watch shows with you
* I can bullshit with you all night
* I am the queen of sass
* I can cook. Not microwave meals BS. Actual scratch cooking
* I'm not into video games, but I will watch you play. Like a
* I'm a full time sub for you dom types
* Free dog grooming
* I emit random unintelligible noises from time to time
* I'm not "butch" despite how I choose to style my hair. It's just
easier to maintain.
* My hair become sentient if it grows long enough
Looking for folks in the BDSM community, or a cuddle buddy. The
weather is starting to get colder, so I need to share someone's
body heat. Yes I do have a fetlife, and no, I have no interest in
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work as a pet bather, but I am a full certified groomer. I do
that in between pet care and house work. So much house work. I'm
also trying to be less of a lard. Tricky stuff. I'd appreciate it
if I got some help.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking bomb-ass food
Making blanket forts/nests
Raging at games. I'm really good at that.
Jack of many trades, master of none
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
TV: Steven Universe, Bob's Burgers, Gravity Falls, Archer, Modern
Family, Adventure Time, Family Guy, American Dad, cartoons
I have a pile of books waiting to be read, but I'm really into
"third party" comics. (ex: non super hero related)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Animals. All of them are precious babies
Medication for my brain noodles
Soap. Hair soap. Tooth soap
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Pretending to be a responsible adult
How are infants prescribed glasses?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Closing out at work, playing Terraia, and sleeping
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You wanna do awesome stuff
Your race or sexuality 100% does not matter to me. Just don't be a
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