25 Southfield, MI
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My self-summary
Everyone is single, lonely, and snubbing one another to stay lonely.
A+ guys. :o

* I will give you cuddles.
* I can even be the big spoon if you want
* I will go to cons with you
* I need a cosplay partner
* I'll marathon-watch shows with you
* I can bullshit with you all night
* I enjoy kink and commitment
* I don't fuck with novice dom/mes at all \o/
* I am the queen of sass
* My friends describe me as "fucking twelve" , "boob" or "little shit"
* I graduated from a culinary academy. My cooking is amazing.
* I'm not into video games, but I will watch you play. Like a backseat driver.
* Free dog grooming. Or at a discount.
* 15% discount on PetSmart stuff
* I emit random unintelligible noises from time to time
* Bonus points for beards

I'm a sub looking for a dom. I have a preference for chubby bearded dudes. Chubby bears need love too.
What I’m doing with my life
I work with animals. Pitbulls are my favorite They will kill you with kisses. I'm also trying to be less of a lard. Tricky stuff. I'd appreciate it if someone took me to the gym with them ' ^ '
I’m really good at
Cooking bomb-ass food
Making blanket forts/nests
Raging at games. I'm really good at that.
Keeping my tits covered
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV: Steven Universe, Bob's Burgers, Gravity Falls, Archer, Modern Family, Adventure Time, Family Guy, American Dad, cartoons overall.
I have a pile of books waiting to be read, but I'm really into "third party" comics. (ex: non super hero related)
The six things I could never do without
Medication for my brain noodles
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Pretending to be a responsible adult
How are infants prescribed glasses?
On a typical Friday night I am
Closing out at work then coming home to avenge Brother Hajoon

You can change that if you want
You should message me if
You wanna go an adventure
Your race or sexuality 100% does not matter to me. Just don't be a raging dickbag.