How come whenever something good happens to me, it's always some kind of madness. Or I'm drunk. Or I ate too much candy.

Drinking early in the day... by myself... that's probably not what would be considered good. But, hey... drinking alone is better than not drinking at all, right?

Exposing teddy bears to be the homicidal maniacs that they really are.

And pretty much anything else I set my mind to. Give me time to figure it out, and I'll build you a rocket while doing brain surgery. Oh, but not art. I have no artistic talent whatsoever. I can't draw, I can't play music, I can't write poetry, I suppose I can write - but it's very dry legal and/or philosophical writing. I'm VERY good at debate. And I'm told I'd make a good college professor, teaching philosophy or history or political science or something along those lines.

I think you're an idiot.

I'm a Masculinist. I'm not anti-women, I'm simply pro-man.

I'm not a, "I disagree with you but I respect your position" kind of guy. I'm more "You are wrong and I don't respect your position because it's wrong, and here's why."

Quote: "I can imagine AT subtly torturing animals such as dogs which can vaguely guess at his emotions, but are otherwise way out of their element and completely unable to discern what is actually happening to them." -7/2010

Quote: "AT is like absinthe. If you can't handle it, stay away from it." -8/2010

Quote: "atomicturtle: your thinking is sorta terrifying, but in a good way." -1/2011

I am a juggernaut of sin. And according to the comments in my journal, I'm shallow, cold, and soulless.

A) Atlas Shrugged, The Fountainhead, Virtue of Selfishness... and pretty much any DC Comic book.

B) Superman, Batman, 5th Element, Equilibrium, American Psycho, Inside Man, HEAT, Man on Fire, National Treasure, 15 Minutes - anything with action and adventure, or that makes you think. Explosions and gunfire are a plus. Comedies and dramas tend to bore me. Loving the shows The Walking Dead and Alphas.

C) Anything except country. Country sucks. Also, I'm not a big fan of all this new age emo, fake-indie, MTV-radio friendly junk. I tend mainly towards Funk, Soul, and 80-90s music (I grew up with grunge rock and gangsta rap). I really like the downtempo scene too. Listening to a lot of Within Temptation lately.

D) I tend to stick to American/European foods. I can't stand Indian food, or Thai food, or sushi, or whatever. Just give me a steak and a beer and I'm happy.

I've been told I should make this more interesting. OK... let's see...

My bead necklace, my car, comic books, alcohol, bass, money.

The explanation for all these things can be found HERE.

Abstract philosophical subjects. Particularly ethics. And any and every aspect of comic books.

"It's extremely cruel to be honest." Does anyone other than me know what that saying actually means? Or who said it?

Oh, and daffodils. Think about it.

...it depends. If my buddies are interested, we'll go relax at the bar. If not, I'm fine with just chillin' at my place by myself watching a movie or playing vids. Sometimes I'm just dog tired and want to sleep.

Oh, and dude - don't insist on taking me to a club. I'm a grown-up now. College has been over for ten years. Bar, yes. Lounge, yes. Club, no. I don't understand anyone over 25 that's still into that scene.

I have a serious serious comics/cartoons addiction. I mean, SERIOUS. Take whatever you're thinking and times it by ten. Even my cell phone ringtone is a personally customized track from Justice League Unlimited.

Not so much the anime though - except maybe for Vandread. It's one of the only things that tends to pull a genuine smile out of me.

↓ Totally f-ing gay how this screws up your journal browsing ↓

Don't. You have zero chance.