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atomicturtle

34 Las Vegas, NV Man

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Last Online
Nov 10
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, Native American, Pacific Islander, White, Other
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Dislikes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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How come whenever something good happens to me, it's always some kind of madness. Or I'm drunk. Or I ate too much candy.
What I’m doing with my life
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Drinking early in the day... by myself... that's probably not what would be considered good. But, hey... drinking alone is better than not drinking at all, right?
I’m really good at
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Journaling. Remember when we could do that here? Well, I guess this is my journal now. Mirrored in the forums, as well.
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President AT's Speech in Reply to Israel, and Announcement to the World
2/22/14

In response to Greater Men Have Tried:

Dear Israel,

I am not a Jewish man. I'm not even a very good Christian man. But, unlike my recent predecessors, I understand simple right from wrong. It's not a sliding scale. It's not a gradient. It's not subjective, and at the end of the day, "politics" are irrelevant to it.

For too long, you have tried speaking of history. For too long, you have tried speaking of justice. You have tried to help people understand right from wrong, but they were unwilling to listen. Now, you are speaking to someone who does not need such things explained to him. The simple reality is, you are a nation that is constantly under attack by an ideological force that will only accept one end - your complete and utter extermination.

I swear to you, as long as I am the President of these United States, that I will NEVER allow that to happen. You, your families, your children have been under threat of attack your entire lives. That stops today.

The full weight of the United States Intelligence Agency is now directed at the Arab world, irrespective of borders. I will no longer recognize a distinction between the act of one Muslim nation from another. I will not tolerate a single further attack from the Arabs to the Israelis. They are now all effectively responsible, and equally accountable, for the acts of their brothers, or their brother-nations.

To the peaceful Muslims of the world: it is now upon you to quell the genocidal rage of your more radical brethren. Allow me to be more specific - whether it's a planned attack by a Arab terrorist organization, or the violent act of a single Muslim, radical or otherwise, against a citizen of Israel - the United States Military will join forces with the Israeli Defense Force, and we will retaliate. I will even tell you how and when.

Should I be made aware that a single Israeli is made victim to Muslim aggression, in Israel OR The United States, I will issue a 48-hour alert. These 48-hours will be the opportunity to evacuate Tehran. I do not wish to harm the innocent, therefore I give them the chance to flee. But once that countdown has completed, I will completely annihilate the capital city of Iran. Not one structure will remain standing; not one street usable; not one infrastructure remaining. Wave after wave of our combined military might will come down upon this Muslim capital. The entire city, and anyone remaining in it, will be destroyed. Your radicals may flee with your innocents, but there will be no home for them to return, and only the radicals to blame.

Do not call my bluff. And do not dare consider acts of retaliation against the United States or Israel in the meantime or afterwards - for should that be the case, it will not stop with Tehran. I will issue similar evacuation notices, and then systematically destroy your Muslim capitals one at a time. Kabul. Algiers. Islamabad. Damascus. Jerusalem. Mashhad. Medina. Mecca. All will be razed to the ground.

Walk away now, and leave my fellow Americans and our friends in Israel alone. Live in peace, and carry out your lives. But should any one of you engage in hostilities against either, your entire ideology will pay the price.

To the Ladies and Gentlemen of the United States Armed Forces: first allow me to thank you once again for your service and dedication. Without you, there is no us. Thank you. In that gratitude, and in my understanding that you are a volunteer force - as your Commander in Chief, I cannot rightfully bring myself to order your participation in this campaign. So, in the spirit of and in my eternal respect for your volunteerism, if you do not agree with my means, or if you do not agree with the ends of this campaign - I will not command you to participate. You may elect to withdraw, with full honorable discharge and my personal thanks for your service. Or, you may choose to assist me in defending our nation, as well as that of our too-long persecuted allies, against this threat. I will not order you to serve, but I will ask you - help us defend our friends.

To my fellow Americans: I apologize for the great risk at which this places us. I have levied a threat of retaliation at an ideology that has never hesitated to murder us. I bear full responsibility for the consequences, and I'll never be able to repay you should they come to be. If this costs me re-election, or even impeachment - so be it. The President is always subject to the Will of the People. But I ask you, as Americans, to stand with me and with our allies - and stand against those who would bring them harm, knowing the risk it may bring to you. I can only ask for your courage, America. I can never demand it against your will.

To poach a line: Israel is, and always will be, my friend. Most of us don't understand their history. But we should, and we should understand WHY they're our friend.

And we should defend our friends.

Thank you.

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The first things people usually notice about me
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I think you're an idiot.

I'm a Masculinist. I'm not anti-women, I'm simply pro-man.

I'm not a, "I disagree with you but I respect your position" kind of guy. I'm more "You are wrong and I don't respect your position because it's wrong, and here's why."

Quote: "I can imagine AT subtly torturing animals such as dogs which can vaguely guess at his emotions, but are otherwise way out of their element and completely unable to discern what is actually happening to them." -7/2010

Quote: "AT is like absinthe. If you can't handle it, stay away from it." -8/2010

Quote: "atomicturtle: your thinking is sorta terrifying, but in a good way." -1/2011

I am a juggernaut of sin. And according to the comments in my journal, I'm shallow, cold, and soulless.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A) Atlas Shrugged, The Fountainhead, Virtue of Selfishness... and pretty much any DC Comic book.

B) Superman, Batman, 5th Element, Equilibrium, American Psycho, Inside Man, HEAT, Man on Fire, National Treasure, 15 Minutes - anything with action and adventure, or that makes you think. Explosions and gunfire are a plus. Comedies and dramas tend to bore me. Loving the shows The Walking Dead and Alphas.

C) Anything except country. Country sucks. Also, I'm not a big fan of all this new age emo, fake-indie, MTV-radio friendly junk. I tend mainly towards Funk, Soul, and 80-90s music (I grew up with grunge rock and gangsta rap). I really like the downtempo scene too. Listening to a lot of Within Temptation lately.

D) I tend to stick to American/European foods. I can't stand Indian food, or Thai food, or sushi, or whatever. Just give me a steak and a beer and I'm happy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I've been told I should make this more interesting. OK... let's see...

My bead necklace, my car, comic books, alcohol, bass, money.

The explanation for all these things USED TO BE found in my journal - but OKC murdered those. So now you're left in mystery and confusion.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Abstract philosophical subjects. Particularly ethics. And any and every aspect of comic books.

"It's extremely cruel to be honest." Does anyone other than me know what that saying actually means? Or who said it?

Oh, and daffodils. Think about it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...it depends. If my buddies are interested, we'll go relax at the bar. If not, I'm fine with just chillin' at my place by myself watching a movie or playing vids. Sometimes I'm just dog tired and want to sleep.

Oh, and dude - don't insist on taking me to a club. I'm a grown-up now. College has been over for ten years. Bar, yes. Lounge, yes. Club, no. I don't understand anyone over 25 that's still into that scene.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a serious serious comics/cartoons addiction. I mean, SERIOUS. Take whatever you're thinking and times it by ten. Even my cell phone ringtone is a personally customized track from Justice League Unlimited.

Not so much the anime though - except maybe for Vandread. It's one of the only things that tends to pull a genuine smile out of me.
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