Issuing supreme power to you...one moment.

My self-summary Propose an edit

I'm Aliza. I have a certain fondness for the color orange, swing music, and kung fu movies. I love dogs. I'll roll down a hill with you in a heartbeat. I don't think Will Ferrell is funny. Empire Records has the best soundtrack ever. Ska music makes me happy.

I think Frank Zappa's work is genius, and if you disagree with me, you need to listen to "Muffin Man." Right now.

I swear a shit ton. I never censor myself, and you shouldn't either. I'm incredibly politically incorrect, and I don't care.

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

saving the world.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

making you laugh. tripping over absolutely nothing. making reckless decisions.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

I'm a ninja.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

books.

To Kill a Mockingbird. Flowers For Algernon. Life of Pi. A Midsummer Night’s Dream. The Fountainhead. The Alchemist. Running With Scissors. The Tao of Pooh. Harry Potter. Anthem.

movies.

Empire Records. 300. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. 21. Across The Universe. You Can’t Take It With You. Breakfast At Tiffany’s. Peter Pan. Star Wars. Harold and Kumar 1&2. Eurotrip. Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Shoot 'Em Up. Sin City.

music.

G. Love and Special Sauce. Pink Floyd. Rilo Kiley. Jenny Lewis with the Watson Twins. The Beatles. Metallica. AC/DC. Bob Dylan. Bob Marley. Black Uhuru. Sublime. Reel Big Fish. Smash Mouth. Sugar Ray. Avenged Sevenfold. Steve Vai. Feist. Michael Runion. The Aquabats. John Lennon. The Transplants. The Strokes. The Who. The Brian Setzer Orchestra. The Stray Cats. Dave Matthews Band. Hadag Nachash. Subliminal. Iron Maiden. Dropkick Murphys. Flogging Molly. Pepper. Cherry Poppin' Daddies. Joan Jett. Peggy Lee. Marylin Manson. John 5. Nine Inch Nails. Jimi Hendrix. Marylin Monroe. Harry and the Potters. Zox. Red Hot Chili Peppers. Morningwood. Guster. Dispatch. Phish. Frank Zappa. Jeff Beck.

food. (I'm a vegetarian, but not the crazy kind. scout's honor.)

apples. spinach. tamago. bagels. smoothies. cookie dough. anything minty. grape popsicles. pineapple.

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

my friends. Brad Pitt movies. laughter. music. art. my dog.

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

the universe. myself. poverty. sex. drugs. my relationships with other people. government conspiracies. religion. music. my life as a movie.

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

banging your mom.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

When I was a little kid, I had a crush on Dick Van Dyke...and I still kind of do.

You should message me if Propose an edit

you're not a stupid boy trying to steal me away from my boyfriend.

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