I am slightly enigmatic at face value... but simple underneath the surface.
and other paradoxical and oxymoronic sayings go here.
well I am by far the most maniacal, diabolical and villainous character in all of children's programming.

my johari window is all fogged up

Working in retail for the last four years has been enlightening. It has also been extremely motivating, simply because it sucks and I desire more fulfilling employment.
I am in the process of purchasing an education.

Everything at which you are good
people watching (assumption based entertainment)
procrastination
giving unsolicited advice
listening

My earthly body.

Go Ask Alice
Perks of Being a Wallflower
Fight Club (Invisible Monsters coming soon!)
A Wrinkle in Time
1984
the fucking Bible (excellent stuff when examined without religious bias)
Anything Batman......
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The Shark That Ate My Friend (those of you cool enough to catch that reference should message me), Modest Mouse, Steely Dan, Dead Kennedys, The Sounds, Bowie, Mozart, Wolfparade, Incubus, Save Ferris, Converge, Caribou, Pink Floyd, Deadmau5 (pre-dubstep), Pinback, Agent Orange, Led Zeppelin, the Shins, Foo Fighters, Ramones, Pixies, Elysia, The Doors, Beethoven, Social Distortion, Run DMC, Blink-182, Moby,Black Flag, Ratatat, Cream, Interpol, Dj Reza, and so on...
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Movies: Directors: Guy Ritchie-Wes Anderson-Stanley Kubrick-Quentin Tarantino- The brothers Coen- Terry Gilliam-Lucas/Spielberg-Others too.....

Pants! I wear them everyday.
wheels
fire
libations
Chinese food
will power

How to effectively change the world for my benefit and the benefit of those around me, and the worthiness of the latter.

working until 9
then off for mayhem and smiles

I wear the same clothes everyday, just like a cartoon character.

-your vocabulary includes a plethora of words with more than three syllables
-you think you are smarter than the average bear
-you find conversing with intelligentsia exciting
-you're confident in your appearance
-you have read my profile long enough