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27 Chicago, IL Man


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:59pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has cats

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My self-summary
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I'm mostly optimistic, but I occasionally suffer from complete faith-in-humanity loss. I'm a media junkie. I live and breathe technology, so I may geek out about cloud storage at you, but I can talk about other things - social issues are big, politics, disillusionment and whatever crazy news is happening are some of my favorites.

As for what I'm looking for here. People to talk to and potentially grab drinks with is a great start. I love arcade bars, even though I'm way off my pinball game. In any event, we might meet one night and never talk to each other again or we could be friends. Or we could date. It all depends on what you want and how things evolve. I'm open to all kinds of relationships.

However, if you're looking to date someone, please note I am currently in an open relationship. I don't believe in trying to force relationship dynamics if they're just not happening, so there will never be any pressure to be more than friends or even to stay friends if that's not what you want or how things go. That doesn't mean relationships can't be serious. I'm passionate about the people I really like. It just means monogamy isn't what I'm looking for.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a technology analyst with a market research firm, so I spend a lot of time designing and writing about consumer research on social networking, mobile technology, video games and a variety of other technology-related things. Then I talk about human beings as if they're just a bunch of statistical data.

I'm also a regular contributor to a business technology news site, and I do some freelance writing work for a number of tech companies.

I recently started taking a more serious interest in exercise. I'm hoping to earn back a few of the years I lost to my deep enjoyment of bacon.
I’m really good at
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Attention to detail, but only when looking at large spreadsheets of technology-related consumer survey data. Otherwise, I have trouble finding things in my fridge.

Absorbing random and often useless knowledge. I have a rough idea of the demographics most likely to use Tumblr, and I also know how anglerfish procreate.

Finding YouTube videos to respond to nearly any situation
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was a recently told (by coworkers) that I'm too much of an introvert. I think it's more that I'm a socialization vampire - I only enter conversations that I'm invited to.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Dragonlance, Harry Potter, The Misfortunes of Virtue, Water for Elephants, Forgotten Realms, Mogworld, The Book of Laughter and Forgetting and an assortment of non fiction.

Movies: Saw, Evil Dead, Inception, Metropolis, X-Men, The Avengers.

TV shows: The Blacklist, Criminal Minds, Breaking Bad, Lie to Me, Orange is the New Black, House of Cards.

Music: Hugh Laurie, Sophie Milman, Lindsey Stirling, Peter Hollens, Within Temptation, Anais Mitchell.

Video Games: League of Legends, Path of Exile, Kingdom Rush, Minecraft, Dungeons of Dredmor, World of Warcraft.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The internet
Video games
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Some typical things that run through my head:
Gender identity
Unconscious biases and base assumptions
How adorable/weird cats are
The fact that we will likely have computers with comparable computing power to the human brain by 2025
Ethics in marketing
Genetically modified humans exist (also, several of them are high-school age)
The various descriptors/activities we use as components of our identities
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It depends on the Friday.

On some days, I'll be out there or going to a play/movie/show of some kind. Other days, I might just be messing around on the internet and playing video games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I sometimes listen to No Scrubs
I also enjoy rap songs about enterprise cloud computing platforms
I sometimes get angry about the way the telecommunications industry in the US works.
You should message me if
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You treat others with respect and can contribute meaningfully to conversations.


You just want someone to hang out with or talk to. I'm game for meeting in person, but I wouldn't mind more online friends if things don't end up going past that.

You're interested in dating, but don't go into meeting new people with too many expectations. Just let the chemistry do its work if it's there.

You like horror movies and might be interested in going to see some.

You're interested in going out for crepes and/or martinis. This is the best way to get me into a suit.