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27 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:39pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has cats

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My self-summary
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I'm a stereotypical writer/gamer, who grew up (for the most part) and carved a nice little niche in the world. I do sometimes miss the days of staying up all night to finish a game, but life is pretty good overall. Also, I still do a ton of writing.

I'm allergic to outside - mostly just pollen, but there's a lot of that outside. However, that's alright because it gives me good excuses to do things I really like, which include seeing movies, plays, going out for crepes and martinis, or sitting at home gaming.

I spend a lot of time in my own head, but I enjoy bringing those thoughts out. Idea sharing is pretty awesome.

I am sex and kink positive.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a technology analyst with a market research firm, so I look at consumer trends regarding things like social media, gaming, mobile technology and online shopping. I spend a lot of my day buried in data and writing about what the data says.

I really love my work. So much so that I also tend to do some freelance writing in the technology space. It's a really fun area to study, so I may be prone to citing random statistics about smartphone/tablet ownership at you.

I recently started taking a more serious interest in exercise. I'm hoping to earn back a few of the years I lost to my deep enjoyment of bacon.
I’m really good at
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Attention to detail, but only when looking at large spreadsheets of technology-related consumer survey data. Otherwise, I have trouble finding things I want in my fridge.

Absorbing random and often useless knowledge

Finding YouTube videos to respond to nearly any situation

Drinking abnormal amounts of coffee. I've usually had a full pot by the end of breakfast.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Hair, probably.

I was a recently told (by coworkers) that I'm too much of an introvert. I think it's more that I'm a socialization vampire - I only enter conversations that I'm invited to.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Dragonlance, Harry Potter, The Misfortunes of Virtue, Water for Elephants, Forgotten Realms, Mogworld.

Movies: Saw, Evil Dead, Inception, Metropolis, X-Men, The Avengers.

TV shows: The Blacklist, Criminal Minds, Breaking Bad, Lie to Me, Orange is the New Black, House of Cards.

Music: Hugh Laurie, Sophie Milman, Lindsey Stirling, Peter Hollens, Within Temptation, Anais Mitchell.

Video Games: League of Legends, Path of Exile, Kingdom Rush, Minecraft, Dungeons of Dredmor.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Nook
The internet
Video games
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think a lot about general life philosophies.

Some other typical things that run through my head:
Gender identity
How some companies need to create less annoying ads
How adorable/weird cats are
The fact that we will likely have computers with comparable computing power to the human brain by 2025
How we think of Shakespeare as high-brow literature while his work contains a fair number of dick jokes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It depends on the Friday. I just found a club I plan to go to regularly. On some days, I'll be out there or going to a play/movie. Other days, I might just be messing around on the internet and playing video games.

Also, I am always drinking coffee. If you ever see me without some kind of caffeinated drink nearby, you should assume that person is an impostor.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I scheduled a make out session with a close friend for February 21, 2015 using Google Calendar.

I sometimes listen to No Scrubs.

Bonus thing: I"m terrified of bees, wasps and other creatures with tiny daggers sticking out of their butts.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–45
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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I'm polyamorous, and currently in an open marriage. You must be comfortable with non-monogamy if you want anything more than a friendship with me.

One or more of the following:

You just want someone to hang out with or talk to. I'm game for meeting in person, but I wouldn't mind more online friends if things don't end up going past that.

You like horror movies and might be interested in going to see some.

You want go out for crepes and martinis.

If you do message me: I'd love to hear about something that is meaningful to you. It can be a person, experience, an idea - whatever. I just want to hear about something important or that has impacted you in some way.