I am Crazy, funny, and not serious.
My Self-Summary
I like studying history and will fight you to the death if you like
Alexander
Hamilton. I frequently write letters to congress trying to get
Andrew
Jackson off the $20 and Madison on it instead.
I love medieval British history and I think
Henry the VIII was a babe, even
though he was not super nice.
I really love the band
the Mountain Goats and if you
cannot stand them-you should probably DIAF.
I love music, I go to shows and festivals a lot. I follow some of
my favorite bands very closely and I buy music.
I love
Silence of the Lambs and
real lambs. .
I think the difference between sarah palin's mouth and her vagina
is that only one retarded thing came out of her vagina.
Jag tycker inte om
Bröderna
Lejonhjärta. Det var mycket dum.
What I’m doing with my life
I am probably going to be a bag-lady when I grow up, I won't be a
cat lady because I'm not sure if herds of cats would follow me and
I couldn't bear to part with any of them.
I want to farm lots of animals because I love them. And by farm I
mean take in stray cows and hug them 8 times a day.
I work with technology and really want to find some great audio
equipment. I'm into vacuum tubes, I really want to find a nice
receiver.
I have a decent-sized record collection, please be careful when
listening to my Soft Cell--don't stomp on tainted love, plz.
I’m really good at
Making inappropriate jokes and drinking Old Crow bourbon.
Drawing a mustache on my finger and getting offended that you don't
want to compromise while drinking my Old Crow.
Drinking, making PBR pyramids, driving to shows, not drinking and
driving, not jostling cops, watching intervention, loving my
roommate, making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
My colorblindness, no joke, I get dressed in the dark, but it
works. How clumsy and how hardcore I suck at sports. I look like
Courtney Love, I act like her too.
I wear bright colors and dress like a cracked out bag lady. I mix
up patterns.
The bottle of old crow in my hand.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Europe and the People without History, Cat's Cradle, The Catcher
and the Rye, Buddhism Without Beliefs.
The Mountain Goats are my favorite band.
Beans,
Lentils,
Rice, Avocados, Limes, Shallots, Onions (not red onions they make
me gassy), Red Beans,
Silence of the Lambs is my favorite movie.
The six things I could never do without
Record player (this obviously includes records/speakers, etc)
Food
Air
Co-op
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How much I love cows. They have gorgeous eyelashes.
Plotting and scheming to takeover stuff for my master plan.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably in my parents basement in the dark hitting refresh on this
page hoping that i'll find someone that will love me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I have eleven fingers, kidding.
You should message me if
You have something to say and you're not going to creep on me. I
seriously get creeped out super easily.