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attercop311

21 / F / bisexual / Single

Ann Arbor, Michigan

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Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
5' 6" (1.67m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends
Smokes
No
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Scorpio and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Science / Tech / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Kids
Doesn’t want children
Pets
Languages
English (Fluently), Swedish (Poorly)

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I am Crazy, funny, and not serious.

My Self-Summary

I like studying history and will fight you to the death if you like Alexander Hamilton. I frequently write letters to congress trying to get Andrew Jackson off the $20 and Madison on it instead.

I love medieval British history and I think Henry the VIII was a babe, even though he was not super nice.

I really love the band the Mountain Goats and if you cannot stand them-you should probably DIAF.

I love music, I go to shows and festivals a lot. I follow some of my favorite bands very closely and I buy music.

I love Silence of the Lambs and real lambs. .

I think the difference between sarah palin's mouth and her vagina is that only one retarded thing came out of her vagina.

Jag tycker inte om Bröderna Lejonhjärta. Det var mycket dum.

What I’m doing with my life

I am probably going to be a bag-lady when I grow up, I won't be a cat lady because I'm not sure if herds of cats would follow me and I couldn't bear to part with any of them.

I want to farm lots of animals because I love them. And by farm I mean take in stray cows and hug them 8 times a day.

I work with technology and really want to find some great audio equipment. I'm into vacuum tubes, I really want to find a nice receiver.

I have a decent-sized record collection, please be careful when listening to my Soft Cell--don't stomp on tainted love, plz.

I’m really good at

Making inappropriate jokes and drinking Old Crow bourbon.

Drawing a mustache on my finger and getting offended that you don't want to compromise while drinking my Old Crow.

Drinking, making PBR pyramids, driving to shows, not drinking and driving, not jostling cops, watching intervention, loving my roommate, making people laugh.

The first things people usually notice about me

My colorblindness, no joke, I get dressed in the dark, but it works. How clumsy and how hardcore I suck at sports. I look like Courtney Love, I act like her too.

I wear bright colors and dress like a cracked out bag lady. I mix up patterns.

The bottle of old crow in my hand.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Europe and the People without History, Cat's Cradle, The Catcher and the Rye, Buddhism Without Beliefs.

The Mountain Goats are my favorite band.

Beans, Lentils, Rice, Avocados, Limes, Shallots, Onions (not red onions they make me gassy), Red Beans,

Silence of the Lambs is my favorite movie.

The six things I could never do without

Record player (this obviously includes records/speakers, etc)
Food
Air
Co-op

I spend a lot of time thinking about

How much I love cows. They have gorgeous eyelashes.

Plotting and scheming to takeover stuff for my master plan.

On a typical Friday night I am

Probably in my parents basement in the dark hitting refresh on this page hoping that i'll find someone that will love me.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I have eleven fingers, kidding.

You should message me if

You have something to say and you're not going to creep on me. I seriously get creeped out super easily.