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26 San Francisco, CA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 12:57am
5' 3" (1.60m)
Atheism and laughing about it
Might want kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Full-time Googler and part-time matchmaker, so I spend most of my time perusing the interwebs for all things (and people) interesting and awesome.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Googling. Matchmaking. Traveling.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making toast
Live commentary
Live commentary while making toast
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a terrible poker face
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
If you've never had a stroopwafel, you haven't lived!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Starting a blog
Hypothetical situations
If it's socially acceptable to read Barstool sports while still maintaining self respect / dignity
Combination pizza hut and taco bell
Why people write that they "love to laugh" on their profiles
Next meal
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Rolling around in a pool full of money
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I lied about the toast thing (the live commentary thing is true, though)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Baseline: You can spell, you live in San Francisco, you're a human male, you have a pulse. You are bigger than me (vertically and horizontally).

Preferred: You're smart. You're decisive. You're funny. You'll go with me on adventures, and you'll hang with me at home on the couch watching really bad crime/sci-fi shows.

Ideal: You're someone who revels in weirdness, will hang with my friends, and won't judge me for ordering ridiculously overpriced delivery orders for frozen yogurt and tuna poke at the same time. You won't tell me I'm "cute" or "adorable" - you'll tell me I'm smart and funny and sexy. You're witty and sarcastic. You have cool friends. And you must love food (from vegan to dangerously greasy BBQ).