26 San Francisco, CA
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My self-summary
Full-time Googler and part-time matchmaker, so I spend most of my time perusing the interwebs for all things (and people) interesting and awesome.
What I’m doing with my life
Googling. Matchmaking. Traveling.
I’m really good at
Making toast
Live commentary
Live commentary while making toast
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a terrible poker face
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
If you've never had a stroopwafel, you haven't lived!
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Starting a blog
Hypothetical situations
If it's socially acceptable to read Barstool sports while still maintaining self respect / dignity
Combination pizza hut and taco bell
Why people write that they "love to laugh" on their profiles
Next meal
On a typical Friday night I am
Rolling around in a pool full of money
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I lied about the toast thing (the live commentary thing is true, though)
You should message me if
Baseline: You can spell, you live in San Francisco, you're a human male, you have a pulse. You are bigger than me (vertically and horizontally).

Preferred: You're smart. You're decisive. You're funny. You'll go with me on adventures, and you'll hang with me at home on the couch watching really bad crime/sci-fi shows.

Ideal: You're someone who revels in weirdness, will hang with my friends, and won't judge me for ordering ridiculously overpriced delivery orders for frozen yogurt and tuna poke at the same time. You won't tell me I'm "cute" or "adorable" - you'll tell me I'm smart and funny and sexy. You're witty and sarcastic. You have cool friends. And you must love food (from vegan to dangerously greasy BBQ).