Live commentary while making toast
If it's socially acceptable to read Barstool sports while still maintaining self respect / dignity
Combination pizza hut and taco bell
Why people write that they "love to laugh" on their profiles
Preferred: You're smart. You're decisive. You're funny. You'll go with me on adventures, and you'll hang with me at home on the couch watching really bad crime/sci-fi shows.
Ideal: You're someone who revels in weirdness, will hang with my friends, and won't judge me for ordering ridiculously overpriced delivery orders for frozen yogurt and tuna poke at the same time. You won't tell me I'm "cute" or "adorable" - you'll tell me I'm smart and funny and sexy. You're witty and sarcastic. You have cool friends. And you must love food (from vegan to dangerously greasy BBQ).