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audiecakes_86

28 Staten Island, NY Woman

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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:57pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I love nature.

My heart is massive, metaphorically speaking. Literally, it is of normal size.

I just like to do things differently.

"Always without mercy, never without love."
What I’m doing with my life
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Working in veterinary medicine and studying hard to become a licensed vet tech. This is stressful but I am fulfilled and proud.
I’m really good at
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Understanding people, procrastinating, being awkward, tolerating physical pain, dying in video games.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Big eyes. They bug out when I'm really excited.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Jane Eyre, Waiting for Godot, anything by Hunter S. or Bukowski, The Velveteen Rabbit

Movies: the goriest horror you can find (if you think you know the most offensive horror film ever, share it with me), The Land Before Time, Newsies

TV: hockey, drastic weight loss specials (these make me cry)

Music: metal (thrash, death, black, doom), hardcore, other miscellaneous "cores", punk...i like loud and angry. and fiona apple.

Food: peanut butter
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog.
Toughness.
Olive oil.
Spongebob.
Sunshine.
Tattoos.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why people do so many things they hate doing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Thrash.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a "Baby Blankie" that is as old as I am.

I am going to Warped Tour to see New Found Glory.
UPDATE: Went to Warped Tour, saw New Found Glory, and got more beat up during their set than any death metal show I've ever been to.

Whenever I hear that "Starships" song I imagine the lyrics to be "Star shits are meant to fly," causing me to picture little five-pointed turds in the sky. This is endlessly amusing.

I can't walk in heels, and I usually just wear the same pair of dirty sneakers with every outfit.
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