Bearded post-geek, pseudo-intellectual, sarcastic yet hearty former aspiring artist turned sellout IT professional with a touch of what the hell are you trying to do with that electric guitar and scented candles get that camera out of my face.

In charge of the IT staff of a small but surprisingly amusing company.

Actively supporting small businesses by studying anywhere but home.

Have been known to carry around an absurd amount of cameras on several occasions, and I'll explain both to you and to airport security officers why they are all necessary.

Music all the time; Friends; Drinks; Films; Humor;

I value kindness and try to treat fellow human beings with respect.

I really do love beer.

Getting my eyebrows at juuuuuust the right angle to signal "I'm thinking clever thoughts" without having any real clever thought-ness to back it up.

They don’t. I move inconspicuously through crowded spaces, making my sarcastic remarks only slightly audible upon the whispering breeze.

Rock Me, Baby.
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxLNsEpcCrU)

Including, but absolutely not limited to:

Like Sardines in a Tin Box -Radiohead
Mexicola (Live from the Basement) - QoTSA
Ball and Biscuit - White Stripes

Will there be enough water.

My family and friends. Hands down, no sarcasm or silly answers.

what to think about next.

Avoiding the crowds. Or: the crowds could be avoiding me.
We work it out either way.

Likely at a concert, probably having drinks with friends. Some of my friends don't like to drink but I make them.

I'm really good at doing the dishes. True story.

You’re doing this all wrong but for the right reasons.