I don't really have much hope for this site, romance-wise. I've met some awesome friends from here, and that's fine - fantastic, even. So I'd love to get messages, but I'm too shy to start off a conversation. So if you think I'm cute, say hi. I'm easy.

However, I still don't want to join you and your husband/boyfriend in a threesome. That still stands. If you have a penis, awesome, but I don't want it in me or on me.

I'm only looking for friends at the moment. I'm disgustingly in love with someone.

I'm working as a florist at Safeway, of all places, and I really like it, even if I do think the company's a bunch of idiots, and the union is largely a waste of money.

I love just zoning out for a few minutes and doing a couple arrangements. There's something very zen about it. Of course, during Valentine's Day and Mother's Day and Christmas, my answer will change slightly.

cooking, floral design, making people laugh.

I do have bright red hair (color of which varies depending on how long it's been since I last dyed it) so that tends to stand out.

That, and boobs. They're pretty jiggly.

I love that word. Jiggly.

a. Anything by Nick Hornby, Dan Savage, Augusten Burroughs, David Sedaris, and Christopher Rice. The Vampire Chronicles (minus the final one) by Anne Rice. Books of random humor and/or lists. Most Stephen King books but especially the Dark Tower series. Some comics - I especially love Deadpool, X-Men, Runaways, and Watchmen.

(b) I love all kinds, from dramas to comedies, animation to documentaries, and everything in between. I'm a big Disney/Pixar fan, as well as Studio Ghibli.

Favorite directors: Quentin Tarantino (Favorite: Death Proof), Kevin Smith (Favorite: Clerks/Clerks 2), Richard Curtis (Favorite: The episode of Doctor Who he directed last series, which utterly destroyed me. You know which one I'm talking about, Love Actually), Michael Moore (Favorite: Bowling for Columbine), and Edgar Wright (Favorite: Hot Fuzz/Scott Pilgrim vs. The World)

While I love great movies, I love bad/cheesy ones too. I'm a huge MST3K nerd.

TV: I have no life, so I watch a lot. Though this is more of an 'all time favorite' list than what I watch on a daily basis.

Drama: Doctor Who (11 and 4 are my favorite doctors) ,Supernatural, Dexter, Queer as Folk, Firefly
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Veronica Mars, House, Being Human, True Blood, Sons of Anarchy, Burn Notice, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Leverage, Castle, Breaking Bad, Misfits

Comedy: Monty Python's Flying Circus,South Park, Futurama,Weeds, Arrested Development, The Brak Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Spicks
and Specks, The Office (US/UK), , Pushing Daisies, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Venture Bros, Community, QI, Mock the Week, United States of Tara, Newsradio, The IT Crowd, Gavin
& Stacey, Spaced, Modern Family, Glee, Drop Dead Diva, Black Books

Other: Anything Gordon Ramsay is in. He's my swearing inspiration. Survivor, Amazing Race, Top Chef, Penn & Teller: Bullshit!, and random shows on Food Network. I love RuPaul's Drag Race. I love it so, so much. Oh my god.

(c) Music: Matthew Good (in band and solo), Ben Folds (as five or just as himself/with Nick Hornby), The Decemberists, The Fratellis, Arctic Monkeys, The Hoosiers, Adele, Amy Winehouse, Lady Gaga, Radiohead, The Feeling, Boyz II Men, Patrick Wolf, Magic Numbers, Scissor Sisters, Mother Mother, Los Campesinos, Hot Chip, Swell Season, Mark Ronson, David Usher, Moist, Eminem, Kanye West, The Pretenders, Rufus Wainwright, Martha Wainwright, Tegan and Sara, The Saturdays, Camera Obscura, The Special Guests, Gackt, City and Colour, Incubus, and a ton others that I can't think of.

(d) Food: Chinese Food, Vietnamese Food, Indian food (Whoever invented the paneer pakoras should get a frigging medal), Poutine, Mashed Potatoes and Gravy, Steak, donairs, soup (I make killer borscht) Sushi. Suuushi. I think I could sit there and eat edamame for hours. You want to win my heart? Take me for sushi.

(e) Comedy: Patton Oswalt and David Cross make me laugh so hard I pee a little, but I love Russell Howard, Frankie Boyle, Dylan Moran, and a ton others.

1. My friends 2. My iPod and laptop 3. My music. I love having a
soundtrack to my life. 4. My cats Ayame, Misha, and
Captain Jack 5. Movies. Whether it be some highbrow artsy indie
film, or a guilty pleasure. And trust me, my guilty pleasures are
as guilty as they come. 6. Popcorn. (Yes. Popcorn. It's like my
goddamn drug.) 6.5. Flowers, plants and other pretty things.

Movies. Too much, in fact.

Words that sound funny when you say them a lot. Scuba. Scuuuba. It's a funny word. Say it. Scuba.

Random quotes from TV shows/movies I watch. (See above.)

Random things in general.

At home, probably watching a movie, or on the computer.

I totally sing Adele into my hairbrush in the bathroom mirror.

- You don't mind hanging around with a big geek - You match, or
aspire to, my level of awesomeness - You've got an awesome sense of
humor - You don't put more emphasis on personality than looks (I'm
totally the friend who would be described as "...she's got a great
sense of humor" or "... she's got an awesome personality." I really
have an awesome personality.) - You're cool with someone who swears
a lot. -. -You like food, movies, music, or some combination of
the three. - You want to hang out with someone fun.