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audrasaurus_rex

35 Portland, OR Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 27–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 19
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I tend to be apprehensive about filling out these self-summary things. My opinion of myself may vary drastically from anybody else's. And the best way to find out if you get along with someone? Engage with them. One of my new close friends and I are definitely not clones of one another, and sometimes seem to have very little in common, but we enjoy each other's company, and I often find that our differences are what makes it interesting.
I have to warn you. My schedule is rediculously busy, and i am often just rediculous, and rarely online. If you're someone who will take offense to me not messaging you back within a "reasonable amount of time" I guarantee you'll be annoyed with me. That being said:
I am a friendly, outgoing, nerdy, slightly sarcastic, (hopefully) funny, cat adoring, raisin abhoring, somewhat tattooed, loyal, caring, quirky, energetic, vegan goofball. I can be a bit cynical and pragmatic at times but I'm also very much a romantic.

My socks rarely (if ever) match. My coworker has deemed me TuSock. I don't know if he thinks I'm a rapper or Star Trek character. I'm terrible at flirting. Soon to be put in the top 10 of world's worst. The more interested I am in someone the worse I am at it. I'm intelligent, but have a sophomoric, ribald sense of humor. I love to feed people. I think that's why I'm a baker. I have been known to get into cardboard boxes and pretend that I'm a robot. I want to build a fort out of pillows and blankets and read in there by flashlight, but alas, I don't have enough pillows. When I have the time, I want to go travelling again. I love to go out dancing! Sometimes I dance when there is no occasion...or music...by myself. I'm somewhat of a Dino-phile. Seriously. I love them. My favorite dinosaur is the Oviraptor, because he was misunderstood. Did I mention my hatred for raisins? I think they are the work of the devil. They ruin everything, those vile, wretched grape abominations! On that note, I suppose I can be a bit melodramatic, but only in a fun loving way....and I (surprisingly enough) do have the power to reel it in. I don't tend to follow conventional sentence structure....I can be the queen of nonsequiturs...And sometimes I ramble.

I have a crazy schedule that doesn't seem to be condusive to going out and meeting new people outside of my social circle. And more than anything, that's what I'm interested in.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a baker and cake decorater at a vegan/ gluten-free bakery (meaning that I get to be awake or at work by 5am most mornings). I'm also a Jazzercise instructor (yes, seriously), am going through training to become a Pilates instructor (....so many practice hours) and I've just started taking an aerial silks and trapeze class and I love it! I look forward to the day when I can become an actual super hero...instead of someone that just enjoys wearing tights and a cape. When I'm not engaged in those things, I'm either reading, watching cartoons, playing board games or seeking adventures.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Memorizing movies, songs and television commercials. It's a curse. I'm also excellent at having a self-depricating sense of humor and can find innuendo anywhere. Anywhere.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That depends. If I'm at work, they tend to notice that I'm completely covered in frosting. Outside of that, I have no idea. I don't tend to ask strangers what they first notice about me. But if I had to guess, I would put money on my goofy facial expressions.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-FOOD! (Because I love it.)
-laughter
-my best friend (we've been friends for 21 years)
-physical activity ( I kind of become a jerk without it)
-entertainment ( playing board games, reading Sci fi, listening to RadioLab, watching Dr Who, and Venture Bros, striking up conversations with strangers to give a couple examples)
I'm saving the last answer until I've come across it.

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