I'm kind of a bombshell and kind of a klutz, in that I aim for "disarming", and often overshoot to "bimbo". I just don't really have the patience for being on either end of coy behaviour.
The kind of woman I want to be is equal parts Dolly Parton and CJ Cregg. I feel like I'm getting there. Over the past few years I've started to feel like an adult, and it is such a huge relief I cannot even tell you. I'm really into thinking and talking about personal agency. I realize this makes me sound insufferable.
(There is no followup sentence that explains why I'm not actually insufferable.)
I like watching documentaries, eating cake, playing Apples to Apples, hugging dogs, and talking about politics and culture. I don't like zombies, cold, intoxicants, and being told jokes. I love sincerity and skepticism in equal measure.
I'm a REALLY effusive person. This is important to know about me. Don't get freaked out!!
I met my amazing partner, Syntactic on this very website in 2008! He is blindingly clever, relentlessly patient, and we're trying to turn our life into a screwball comedy. I love him with all of my heart. You should take a 99% match very seriously, folks.
Also, I have been smooching CPD1981 for almost three years! He's such a talented hilarious babe. I'm so glad I typed "hip hop" into the keyword search, and that he took a chance on a gal with a boyfriend!
ALSO ALSO, I am so lucky to be in a family with Natalie_Zed, who is Syntactic's other partner. She is hilarious and loving and brilliant in this super low-key way. She is also one of the bravest people I have ever met, and if you mess with her I will fight you.