Here on this little page I will attempt to expose as much of myself as possible without rambling on all night... I'll pretty much do anything as long as it doesn't get me arrested. I smoke, cuss, play loud-shitty music, love myself (often), complain about the world, watch cartoons, and sleep strange hours.
I am very blunt but am also humble, I don't want shit getting all complicated, so I will not keep things going just to avoid possible conflict.
I enjoy a nice conversation about philosophy or conspiracy theories, evolution/creation, and if you know any of the music I listen to, I'd be happy to bullshit about that too.
I spend a lot of my time in front of my computer. I play video games, watch/quote movies fanatically.

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Wishing I could just make myself achieve the goals I set 6 years ago. Renting moving vehicles to the jean wearing populous. Playing World of Warcraft too much. Failing at a musical career. Looking for a job that I don't hate every minute of being there.

Talking about the things I like. Generating laughter. Learning things that interest me VERY fast. Playing video games. Building computers. Finding the pocket in a groove. Listening to peoples problems and providing input regardless of how they may like it. Spooning. Drinking Dr. Pepper.

I just don't give a fuck.

I am a Tolkien fanatic (or at least used to be). Anything LOTR related and it's probably on my shelf. I still read when I have the time, but it's not as often as I'd like. I love Palahniuk, Douglas Adams, Hunter S. Thompson, Robert Anton Wilson, Haruki Murakami, and many others. There is such a vast collection of musings from countless wonderful minds that I will never be able to absorb them all.

Film is another precious medium with great insights into others minds. I don't watch TV but I am aware of it's existence and there are a few "shows" that I like. Most of those things can be found in Cartoon Network's Adult Swim time slot. Star Trek TNG is the greatest. I enjoy Mel Brooks flicks, Zatoichi, Eternal Sunshine, Aronofski, Scorsese, Orson Welles, Fight Club, I Heart Huckabees, Donnie Darko, MST3K, Dune, The Big Lebowski. Slapstick, Sci-Fi, Drama, Action. Pretty much anything that isn't spewed forth to generate ad revenue.

Music is my life, as I'm sure it is with most people. Some of my favorites that will be with me forever include Deftones, Tool, 311, Pearl Jam, The Beatles, Protest the Hero, Rush, Umphrey's Mcgee, and tons of others. I'm a sucker for harmonies. If I can get some semblance of actual emotion and a real sense of artistic integrity to reach my ears, I usually stick with it.

Music, Film, Computers, Books, Friends

Why I haven't done anything meaningful in my life? Why would I place so much importance on that last sentence? Maybe giving someone a smile when they are having a bad day is something with meaning. Why do I contradict myself? Who am I to judge what the difference is between meaningful and meaningless? Life's every moment is what is important and we are the rulers of our reality tunnel.

Working until 8pm. Relaxing when I get home. Finding someone to come over to my house and hang out with me.

I suffer from the demoralizing psychological disorder premature ejaculation. I also have some weird acne sometimes that I'm a bit self conscious about...