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auronsgirl

39 F Lexington, KY

I’m looking for

  • Straight men only
  • Ages 35–50
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:42pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Administration
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Quirky nerd girl seeks similarly nerdy guy companion for wacky adventures in video games, movies, and general geeky shenanigans of the type that couples normally find themselves getting up to. I'm possessed of a wicked wit, a knowing smile, and a streak of mischief a mile long. I love music, cooking, pets of various kinds, the aforementioned video games and geeky movies, reading books, intelligent conversations, and good craft/indie beer. You should possess a tolerance for sarcasm and wry, sardonic humor.

Want to know more? Read on.

Let's get a few things clear up front. I am not a fan of the local or national Sports Ball Teams, and I never will be. If watching sports or being a sports fan is a big part of your life, I'm not the girl for you. That said, I am a proud gamer girl. I really do think a good date could be a pizza and watching someone else play a video game the entire night, or spending the evening playing a video game. I happily, fully, and freely own my nerd.

I have cats. I jokingly refer to myself as a "cat servant", but the beasts take it literally, the wretches.

I do not have children. I never will have children. I don't care if my future partner has children, but you must be willing to make space in your life for a romantic relationship. Both parties deserve that much, at least.

Thoughtful monogamist, looking for same.

I'm an eclectic pagan, but you don't have to be. However, I'm not in the market to be converted, and I assume the same about you.

Not an outdoorsy girl. At all. They say being a goth girl is just a phase, but I still have the pale skin and ability to sunburn within seconds. I am, on the other hand, the first one to say "Let's go lie down in the middle of a field in November at 2 am to watch a meteor shower! I'll bring the Bovril and hot cocoa!" So there's that.

Also? I'm a fat girl. Really. This is not an "Oh, I ate a hamburger, I'm SOOOO FAAAATTTTT!" kind of thing. I'm a big, round, fat, curvy girl. If your idea of saying "no fat chicks" is a coded "takes care of herself," or "fit" or "active" keep on going, please. If you think fat people can't be attractive, or that curves have a set weight limit, I'm not the girl for you. I'm fat, I'm funny, and I'm clever. I can keep you warm in a blizzard, which if you think about it, is pretty awesome.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work full time at a job I love, and I also own a small business making beadweaving jewelry with a nerdy bent which I sell on Etsy.

For fun I like to spend my time in all manner of nerdy activities when I'm not working at either job, like the local Ren Faire, or movies, or D&D games, or RiffTrax Live showings. I enjoy going on ghost walks when I can, though I don't think all the ghosts are all that keen on it.

Medieval history geek and fervent Ricardian. Yes, I know what Sir Thomas More and Shakespeare said about Richard III. I just don't buy it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sarcasm, cooking, joyful fangirl geekery, Excel spreadsheets, making jewelry, knitting Jayne hats, playing in thunderstorms, and writing, though you wouldn't know it from this particular text box.

Also, cake. Which is not a lie.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Apparently, it's the green eyes and glasses. Sometimes it's my cowboy boots. They're very impressive boots.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite...books? I think there's a text limit to these boxes. But as far as authors, there's Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, Jim Butcher, Douglas Adams, Anne McCaffrey, Ilona Andrews, Sharon Kay Penman, and I have a weakness for history trivia vignette books.

TV is nerd issue standard. Firefly, Doctor Who, Star Trek (at least the original series and ST:TNG), Battlestar Galactica,Mythbusters, The Walking Dead, Sherlock, Top Gear UK, The Daily Show and The Colbert Report.

I am not a fan of Big Bang Theory for some very specific reasons. This has been known to offend folks, which is not at all intentional.

Movies - again, nerd issue standard. Superheroes, gigantic robots, quirky comedies, and others where stuff blows up a lot. On the other side, there's the cerebral, historical, and political dramas that fascinate me.

Podcasts - Welcome to Nightvale, The Thrilling Adventure Hour, The Bugle

I have favorite video games, too. Mostly RPGs, like Final Fantasy but I love a well made 2d side scroller like Castlevania:Symphony of the Night or Super Metroid. I also enjoy action games like Portal, Resident Evil, Silent Hill, or the original Devil May Cry. I play an MMORPG when I can. No, it's not World of Warcraft.

For music, let's call it eclectic with New Wave/Alternative taking the lead. My favorite band ever is XTC. My current favorites are The Decemberists, Mumford & Sons, Regina Spektor, Guster, Ben Folds, They Might Be Giants, Ok Go, and Jonathan Coulton. I miss The White Stripes, and greatly enjoy The Black Keys.

For food, I am not a sensitive/picky diner. I do prefer to dine at locally owned places instead of chain restaurants as much as possible.

I'm also a beer snob, though I'm not a huge fan of overly hopped beers. There's more to a craft beer than being hit in the mouth with hops.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books, music, friends, my cats, laughter, affection
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing something atypical out of spite.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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William Shatner flipped me off once. Okay, so that's not exactly private, but it is funny. He probably doesn't remember me.
You should message me if
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You like it when girls talk nerdy to you, and are willing to hold up your end of a conversation. Note, saying "Ask me anything you want to know" is NOT conversation.

You have a T40 TARDIS and you know that saying "Nice to meet you. Run for your life!" can make a girl fall in love with you.

One last thing. If you send me a message, I will reply to you. You may not like the reply you get back, but you will get one. It does not, on the other hand, mean that I know why another person on OkC didn't answer you.