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auronsgirl

39 F Lexington, KY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:46am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Administration
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Quirky nerd girl seeks friends for wacky adventures. Possessed of a wicked wit, a knowing smile, and a streak of mischief a mile long. Loves cooking, pets of various kinds, video games, reading books, intelligent conversations, geeky movies, pillow forts, and good craft/indie beer. A tolerance for sarcasm and wry, dark humor is highly recommended. Apply for the position of Companion at this site.

Want to know more? Read on.

Cat servant, devoted geeky fangirl of many fandoms. Unrepentant gamer girl. I really do think a good date could be a pizza and watching someone else play a video game the entire night, or spending the evening playing a video game.

Not an outdoorsy girl. They say being a goth girl is just a phase, but I still have the pale skin and ability to sunburn within seconds. I am, on the other hand, the first one to say "Let's go lie down in the middle of a field in November at 2 am to watch a meteor shower! I'll bring the Bovril and hot cocoa!" So there's that.

Not a Christian. If you are then I can respect it, but I don't share your faith and I'm not in the market to be converted.

Also? I'm a fat girl. Really. This is not an "Oh, I ate a hamburger, I'm SOOOO FAAAATTTTT!" kind of thing. I'm a big, round, fat, curvy girl. If your idea of saying "no fat chicks" is a coded "takes care of herself," or "fit" or "active" keep on going, please. Whatever you want to call being a fat person, I'm it. If you have a problem with that, I'm not the girl for you. I'm fat, I'm funny, and I'm sometimes even articulate. I can keep you warm in a blizzard, which if you think about it, is pretty awesome.
What I’m doing with my life
I work full time at a job I love, and I also own a small business making beadweaving jewelry with a nerdy bent which I sell on Etsy.

For fun I like to spend my time in all manner of nerdy activities when I'm not working at either job, like the local Ren Faire. I enjoy going on ghost walks when I can.

Medieval history geek and fervent Ricardian. Yes, I know what Sir Thomas More and Shakespeare said about Richard III. I just don't buy it.
I’m really good at
Sarcasm, cooking, joyful fangirl geekery, Excel spreadsheets, making jewelry, knitting Jayne hats, and writing, though you wouldn't know it from this particular text box.

Also, cake. Which is not a lie.
The first things people usually notice about me
Apparently, it's the green eyes and glasses, or the fact that I've just said something geeky and/or sarcastic. But sometimes it's my cowboy boots. They're very impressive boots.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
There are too many books I love for me to choose a favorite. I read voraciously, both fiction and non-fiction. I've read every book in the Discworld, Harry Dresden, Harry Potter, and Kate Andrews canons to date, along with a slew of other tomes.

Television is a bit tricky. I watch and love many of the series held in high esteem by my fellow geeks and nerds such as Firefly, Doctor Who, Star Trek (at least the original series and ST:TNG), Battlestar Galactica, Farscape, Mythbusters and the new Sherlock series. I am not a fan of Big Bang Theory for some very specific reasons. This has been known to offend folks, which is not at all intentional.

I love documentary programs on a wide array of subjects. I'm a big fan of the series Top Gear, but the UK version only, please. I have a huge crush on James May, and I don't care who knows it.

Movies are usually anything but modern romantic comedies, though I'm known to watch and even like a few of them.

Like any gamer girl, I have my favorite video games. Most of them are RPGs, with the Final Fantasy series getting a lot of play time. I love a well made 2d side scroller like Castlevania:Symphony of the Night or Super Metroid. I also enjoy action games like Portal, Resident Evil, Silent Hill, or the original Devil May Cry.

For music, I'm a New Wave/Alternative girl with judicious forays into downtempo electronica, classical, opera, folk, country, hard rock, and rap for some variety. My favorite band ever is XTC. My current favorites are The Decemberists, Mumford & Sons, Regina Spektor, Guster, Ben Folds, They Might Be Giants, Ok Go, and Jonathan Coulton. I miss The White Stripes.

Food wise, I enjoy all types of cuisines including Chinese, Mexican, Thai, Japanese, Indian, Lebanese, Italian, British, and of course, American.

I'm also a beer snob. I don't care if you want to drink Bud Light, just don't ask ME to.
The six things I could never do without
Books, music, friends, my cats, laughter, snark
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe?
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing something atypical out of spite.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
William Shatner flipped me off once. Okay, so that's not exactly private, but it is funny. He probably doesn't remember me.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 30–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You are a straight spouse (a straight person married to or formerly married to a gay person in hiding or denial). You are not alone.

You want to talk about the power and glory of a well made craft beer or cider, swap recipes or talk geek/nerd about your favorite games, books, TV or movies.

You have a T40 TARDIS and you know beyond a shadow of a doubt that saying "Nice to meet you. Run for your life!" is guaranteed to make a girl fall in love with you.

Your CONV check 1d20 roll works out.