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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 34–50
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:56pm
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body type
Full figured
Mostly anything
Graduated from university
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Other (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Quirky nerd girl seeks similarly nerdy guy companion for wacky adventures in tabletop/ video games, movies, and general shenanigans of the type that couples normally find themselves getting up to.

I am:
Flamingly Liberal
Not a Sportsball fan
Fat and Body Positive/Size Positive

Want to know more? Read on.

To clear up any confusion on the childfree bit, let me explain. I do not have children. I never will have children. I do not want children. I don't want to parent children. I assure you, YOU don't want me to parent children either.

I have two cats. I jokingly refer to myself as a "cat servant", but the beasts take it literally, the wretches.
What I’m doing with my life
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A lifetime of remarkably mundane choices and a desire for a career led me into the wilds of accountancy and governmental purchasing. It's much more Byzantine than you might imagine.

For fun I like to spend my time in all manner of nerdy activities, like D&D and other tabletop games, video games, and movie marathon parties with friends. I enjoy books in all formats - print, electronic, and audiobooks. There is something very soothing about someone reading a story to you.

Medieval history geek and fervent Ricardian. Yes, I know what Sir Thomas More and Shakespeare said about Richard III. I just don't buy it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sarcasm, cooking, joyful fangirl geekery, Excel spreadsheets, making jewelry, knitting Jayne hats, playing in thunderstorms, and writing, though you wouldn't know it from this particular text box.

Also, cake. Which is not a lie.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Apparently, it's the green eyes and glasses. Sometimes it's my cowboy boots. They're very impressive boots.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite...books? I think there's a text limit to these boxes. But as far as authors, there's Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, Jim Butcher, Douglas Adams, Anne McCaffrey, Ilona Andrews, Sharon Kay Penman, and I have a weakness for history trivia vignette books.


TV is nerd issue standard. I am a Whovian (and the answer, in case you're wondering is Nine/Eccleston), A Browncoat, my favorite captain is Picard, I still miss Herschel, and I think making a television show focusing on Jim Gordon is a bloody brilliant way to do the Batman narrative.

Movies - again, nerd issue standard. Superheroes, gigantic robots, quirky comedies, and others where stuff blows up a lot. On the other side, there's the cerebral, historical, and political dramas that fascinate me. I'm one of two people I know who think a double feature of Good Night and Good Luck and Frost/Nixon is a great Saturday night.

Podcasts - Welcome to Nightvale, The Thrilling Adventure Hour, The Bugle, Serial.

Video Games - Mostly RPGs like Final Fantasy, but I love a well made 2d side scroller like Castlevania:Symphony of the Night or Super Metroid. I also enjoy action games like Portal, Bioshock, Resident Evil, Silent Hill, or the original Devil May Cry.

Tabletop Games - D&D (except 4e), Fiasco, Gloom, Unspeakable Words, Cards against Humanity

Music - Let's call it eclectic with New Wave/Alternative taking the lead. My favorite band ever is XTC. My current favorites are The Decemberists, Mumford & Sons, Regina Spektor, Guster, Ben Folds, They Might Be Giants, Ok Go, and Jonathan Coulton. I miss The White Stripes, and greatly enjoy The Black Keys.

Food - I love to cook when there are people to feed. I will often cook dinner for my D&D campaign group when we meet. I am not a sensitive/picky diner. I do prefer to dine at locally owned places instead of chain restaurants as much as possible.

I'm also a beer snob, though I'm not a huge fan of overly hopped beers. There's more to a craft beer than being hit in the mouth with hops.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My awesome nerdy friends
A comfortable bed
My cats, Henry Monster Dammit VIII and Cap'n Jack von Chunkybutt
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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William Shatner flipped me off once. Okay, so that's not exactly private, but it is funny. He probably doesn't remember me.
You should message me if
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You like it when girls talk nerdy to you, and are willing to hold up your end of a conversation. Witty conversation is a great aphrodisiac.

You have a T40 TARDIS and you know that saying "Nice to meet you. Run for your life!" can make a girl fall in love with you.

You want to help me hurl invective at my d20. Damned thing almost killed me last time.