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Let's get a few things clear up front. I am not a fan of the local or national Sports Ball Teams, and I never will be. That said, I am a proud gamer girl. I really do think a good date could be a pizza and watching someone else play a video game the entire night, or spending the evening playing a video game. I happily, fully, and freely own my nerd.
I have cats. I jokingly refer to myself as a "cat servant", but the beasts take it literally, the wretches. Their names are Satan Edward, Slinky Jack, and Henry Monster Dammit.
I do not have children. I never will have children. I don't care if my future partner has children, but you must be willing to make space in your life for a romantic relationship. Both parties deserve that much, at least.
Serial monogamist, looking for same.
Eclectic pagan and bloody minded thinker of blasphemous thoughts. I don't have any problems with Christians, but they sometimes have problems with me. If you are of a monotheistic persuasion then I can respect it, but I don't share your faith and I'm not in the market to be converted.
Not an outdoorsy girl. At all. They say being a goth girl is just a phase, but I still have the pale skin and ability to sunburn within seconds. I am, on the other hand, the first one to say "Let's go lie down in the middle of a field in November at 2 am to watch a meteor shower! I'll bring the Bovril and hot cocoa!" So there's that.
Also? I'm a fat girl. Really. This is not an "Oh, I ate a hamburger, I'm SOOOO FAAAATTTTT!" kind of thing. I'm a big, round, fat, curvy girl. If your idea of saying "no fat chicks" is a coded "takes care of herself," or "fit" or "active" keep on going, please. Whatever you want to call being a fat person, I'm it. If you have a problem with that, I'm not the girl for you. I'm fat, I'm funny, and I'm sometimes even articulate. I can keep you warm in a blizzard, which if you think about it, is pretty awesome.