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27 • Lowell, MA • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 21–30
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, short-term dating
- Last online
- Feb 3, 2014
- 5′ 11″ (1.80m)
- Body type
- Strictly anything
- Atheism, and laughing about it
- Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
- Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
- Has dogs and dislikes cats
...and I do not like green eggs and ham. Heh.
-Procrastinating and wasting time on reddit.
-Being inappropriate at the most appropriate times.
Movies: Dumb & Dumber, The Big Lebowski, Super Troopers, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Forrest Gump, Pulp Fiction, Django, Worlds Greatest Dad, God Bless America, Bernie
Shows: Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, Trailer Park Boys, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Wilfred, South Park, Workaholics, Family Guy, American Dad, Robot Chicken, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Eastbound & Down, Summer Heights High, Legit, Louie, Futurama, Angry Boys
Music: Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Neil Young, Bob Seger, George Harrison, Black Sabbath, The Mamas and the Papas, AC/DC, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Queen, 311, Sublime, Beach Boys, Eminem, Outkast, The Heavy, T. Rex, Roy Orbison, The Shins, Rob Zombie
Food: Sushi, Pizza, Fried Food specifically lobster, Vegemite
How people manage to get as far along in life as they do without knowing the difference between you're and your. English, mother******! Do you speak it!?
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