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27 Lowell, MA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Feb 3
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and dislikes cats

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My self-summary
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My Name is Sam.

...and I do not like green eggs and ham. Heh.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working, saving my moneys, and doin' my thang till I move to the land down under in early early 2014. Who's coming with me?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Artsy fartsy stuff.
-Procrastinating and wasting time on reddit.
-Being inappropriate at the most appropriate times.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My bitchin' t-shirts.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Of Mice and Men, Old Man and the Sea, Lord of the Flies

Movies: Dumb & Dumber, The Big Lebowski, Super Troopers, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Forrest Gump, Pulp Fiction, Django, Worlds Greatest Dad, God Bless America, Bernie

Shows: Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, Trailer Park Boys, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Wilfred, South Park, Workaholics, Family Guy, American Dad, Robot Chicken, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Eastbound & Down, Summer Heights High, Legit, Louie, Futurama, Angry Boys

Music: Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Neil Young, Bob Seger, George Harrison, Black Sabbath, The Mamas and the Papas, AC/DC, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Queen, 311, Sublime, Beach Boys, Eminem, Outkast, The Heavy, T. Rex, Roy Orbison, The Shins, Rob Zombie

Food: Sushi, Pizza, Fried Food specifically lobster, Vegemite
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My guitar, my glasses, bacon, milksteak, magnets, little green ghouls.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

How people manage to get as far along in life as they do without knowing the difference between you're and your. English, mother******! Do you speak it!?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Up to anything and everything. Or absolutely nothing at all.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've owned Ugg boots my entire life. My excuse is I'm Australian and they're supposed to be just slippers, not a fashionable item to wear with leggings and northface jackets.
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