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austin_asinine

27 M Paris, KY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:44pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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A ukulele wielding, fervent punk rock enthusiast, with a propensity for the sauce, making a prodigal return back to the Bluegrass, trying to figure out what's next.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just recently moved back home to the Lexington area from a couple year stint in Chicago. Currently, working for the RJ Corman Railroad Group. I basically load cars into trains. Not the best job in the world but it pays well, is outdoors, and I get plenty of exercise.

I'm getting acclimated to being back in Kentucky. Trying to reconnect with old friends, make some new ones, and hopefully start performing with my ukulele again.

My tunes can be found for free stream/download at soundcloud.com/austin-asinine
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing songs, self deprecating, holding my booze, dancing at shows, remembering trivial information (but nothing important), and Tiger Woods golf on the Wii.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Book - Siddhartha by Herman Hesse. Not a huge fiction reader. Read a lot of stuff on music.

Movies - Ghostbusters is the greatest film of all time. Period. Anything by Quentin Tarantino or has Bill Murray, Back to the Future, Original Star Wars, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Shows - Mainly sit coms. The Young Ones, 30 Rock, It's Always Sunny, The Simpsons, Dexter, True Detective, Old Adult Swim stuff, Father Ted, The IT Crowd

Music - Punk, ska, psychobilly, rockabilly, alt country, gothic americana, avid last.fm user: loveat1stbite

Food - Pizza, Fried Chicken, Bacon, anything fried or largely unhealthy
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My ukuleles, record collection, my sweetheart cat Banda, booze ( beer and bourbon or bust), pizza, and my glasses
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to do next. Back home with a useless college degree, wondering where I should be focusing and what I'd like to do.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking. Probably with my best friend. I like going out to shows and stuff but not much has caught my eye around here. I don't mind taking it easy at home with some good tunes or whatever.
You should message me if
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you so desire. I'm a pretty easy person to get along with. I enjoy good conversation and am looking to meet some new people. Simple as that.