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austin_asinine

27 Paris, KY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:38am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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A ukulele wielding, fervent punk rock enthusiast, with a propensity for the sauce, making a prodigal return back to the Bluegrass, trying to figure out what's next.
What I’m doing with my life
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Just recently moved back home to the Lexington area from a couple year stint in Chicago. Currently, I'm driving for Uber which is okay. I like driving and listening to my tunes. I'm investigating other opportunities while pondering returning to school.

I'm getting acclimated to being back in Kentucky. Trying to reconnect with old friends, make some new ones, and hopefully start performing with my ukulele again.

My tunes can be found for free stream/download at soundcloud.com/austin-asinine
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing songs, self deprecating, holding my booze, dancing at shows, remembering trivial information (but nothing important), alliteration, Jeopardy (albeit I'm streaky), anything computer/electronics related, getting along with animals, consistently making terrible puns, and Tiger Woods golf on the Wii.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Book - Siddhartha by Herman Hesse. An American Demon by Jack Grisham. Not a huge fiction reader anymore. Read a lot of stuff on music, autobiographies, and the like.

Movies - Ghostbusters is the greatest film of all time. Period. Anything by Quentin Tarantino or has Bill Murray, Back to the Future, Original Star Wars, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Truman Show, Anything Muppets, Being John Malkovich, Safety Not Guaranteed

Shows - Mainly sit coms. The Young Ones, 30 Rock, It's Always Sunny, The Simpsons, Dexter, True Detective, Old Adult Swim stuff, Father Ted, The IT Crowd, Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, Trailer Park Boys

Music - Punk, ska, psychobilly, rockabilly, alt country, gothic americana, avid last.fm user: loveat1stbite

Food - Pizza, Fried Chicken, Bacon, Mac 'n Cheese, anything fried or largely unhealthy
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My ukuleles, record collection, my sweetheart cat Banda, booze, my glasses, and caffeine (via coffee or Ale8's)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to do next. Back home with a useless college degree, wondering where I should be focusing and what I'd like to do.

Where I might be able to book a show. Should I finally spend the money and record a real album.

How amazing my cat is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking. Probably with my best friend. I like going out to shows and stuff but not much has caught my eye around here. I don't mind taking it easy at home with some good tunes or whatever.
You should message me if
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you so desire. I'm a pretty easy person to get along with.

You want to...
-go to a show
-listen to records
-jam together
-enjoy some adult beverages
-board games (for those of us without fancy systems)
-get into miscellaneous mischief

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