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austin_viking

39 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:29pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"My mind is a warrior, my heart is a foreigner. My eyes are the color of red like a sunset.
...
My eyes are a river filler, this drink is a liver killer.
My chest is a pillow for your weary head to lay to rest again."

I'm a single dad who's honest, reliable, and sincere. I'm just looking to enjoy the time I have as this particular arrangement of molecules and finding more friends and someone special to enjoy that time with would be great.

I grew up in a small town, but I'm a city boy at heart. I love to go out to bars and restaurants, movies and concerts. I love to stay home and do the same kinds of things I'd do when I'm out - drinking and cooking, TV and music. Not huge into the outdoors, but camping with a group of friends is cool. Seeing the night sky without the light pollution of the city is pretty awesome, too.

I've always been the type to have a small group of fiercely loyal friends. That's how it will always be, because that's how I am. Once we're friends, I'll never abandon you. The whole Viking thing is fun, but honor and loyalty really are my core values.

A few important -ists that I am: athe-, scient-, human-, femen-.

There's lots more, but you'll just have to ask to find out.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
"These days I'm collecting scars that don't seem to fade,
cuts and bruises that don't seem to go away...
"I keep losing days that used to take a lifetime in the blinking of an eye.
"And all these small ideas are suddenly commitments. Greatness slips on by."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
"We sing with our heroes thirty-three rounds per minute.
We're never going home until the sun says we're finished.
And I'll love you forever if I ever love at all,
Wild hearts, blue jeans, and white t-shirts."
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"Blue jeans, white shirt.
Walked into the room, you know I made your eyes burn.
It was like James Dean, for sure."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Abbreviated:

A Demon Haunted World by Carl Sagan should be required reading for every high school freshman.
Coldfire Trilogy by C.S. Friedman is a great fantasy series that is less well known that Lord of the Rings, Game of Thrones, or Harry Potter.

Big Lebowski, Princess Bride, Fight Club, Half-Baked, Spinal Tap, Lord of the Rings, Hot Fuzz, all those Marvel movies

True Detective, Archer, Game of Thrones, Community, Mad Men, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Seinfeld

Frank Turner, Bob Schneider, and Ed Sheeran, The Gaslight Anthem, Lana Del Rey, and Lorde are my kindred spirits.

RUSH is the greatest ever.

Kanye, Coheed and Cambria, and Tim Minchin are a few of my other favorites.

Rudy's, Austin Land and Cattle, Plucker's, Kerby Lane Cafe, and Freebirds... OK, we can start adding foodie places to this list, too - Soto is delicious!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oldest son & youngest son
Music
Good food
Decent bourbon
Hair product
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how much I actually value what I tell myself I value, what new goals to set for myself, boobs, etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
"Laughing 'til our ribs get tired."

The best Fridays are having a block party in the cul-de-sac: BBQ, booze, and billiards; rock music and all the neighborhood kids playing together.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"I'm the real thing, oh baby. I ain't no boy king baby, no baby. I'm a real man honey. I don't need my mama's money.

"I got a heart lost in kindness, a mind that's mostly mindless.
I can hold you up for air. I won't let you down I swear.

"I have burnt down my past. I'm lost; I'm built to last.
I'm built to break, but that's okay. Got a boat down by the lake."
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–44
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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you want to grab a drink, see a movie, or even just chat for a little bit and see what happens.