I'm a nerdy guy with too many hobbies. I like dinosaurs, computers and the arts (in that order). I'm from California originally, though no one ever believes me.

Attempting to do everything at the same time. I have a job where I help run a program that teaches kids to fix computers, but I do stand up comedy and I play bass guitar in a couple bands. I used to do sleight of hand magic but I hurt my hands. I'm not trying to brag I'm just very busy and I like people who are really motivated

stuff with my hands, bad puns, making jokes at inappropriate times, spilling drinks at family events

Another white guy with a beard and glasses in Brooklyn...boring.

music- I play in a noise rock and a surf rock band. I like Steve Albini's production style and appreciate anything loud or punk-y.

books - 1491, neuromancer, portnoy's complaint, brave new world, the hitchiker's guide to the galaxy, the protestant work ethic and the spirit of capitalism

movies - i like campy sci-fi pulp and pretentious foreign films, horror films and cronenberg. Jurassic Park, early woody allen, 13 assassins, hausu, let the right one in, bad lieutenant. port of call: new orleans, encino man, videodrome, the remake of Dawn of the Dead, Drag Me to Hell.

tv- comedy bang bang, louie, south park, x files, space ghost coast to coast, home movies, archer

i will eat anything you put in front of me. literally.

deck of cards, jokebook, internet, bass guitar, paranoia, coffee, lists of things I could never do without...

what the US would have been like if it was never colonized by Europeans. When feminists are going to make it socially acceptable for women to date men shorter than them.

at an open mic, "jamming" with my drummer, seeing a movie or being abducted by aliens....i swear i'm not home alone crying, that's a figment of your imagination.

I have a crush on Maria Bamford and Jane McGonigal

You are funny. There is nothing more attractive in the entire world than a girl who can make me laugh.