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autoenigmatic

26 / M / Straight / Single

Brooklyn, New York

His Details

Last Online
Today – 12:10pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Education / Academia
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Yiddish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a nerdy guy with too many hobbies. I like dinosaurs, computers and the arts (in that order). I'm from California originally, though no one ever believes me.
What I’m doing with my life
Attempting to do everything at the same time. I have a job where I help run a program that teaches kids to fix computers, but I do stand up comedy and I play bass guitar in a couple bands. I used to do sleight of hand magic but I hurt my hands. I'm not trying to brag I'm just very busy and I like people who are really motivated
I’m really good at
stuff with my hands, bad puns, making jokes at inappropriate times, spilling drinks at family events
The first things people usually notice about me
Another white guy with a beard and glasses in Brooklyn...boring.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
music- I play in a noise rock and a surf rock band. I like Steve Albini's production style and appreciate anything loud or punk-y.

books - 1491, neuromancer, portnoy's complaint, brave new world, the hitchiker's guide to the galaxy, the protestant work ethic and the spirit of capitalism

movies - i like campy sci-fi pulp and pretentious foreign films, horror films and cronenberg. Jurassic Park, early woody allen, 13 assassins, hausu, let the right one in, bad lieutenant. port of call: new orleans, encino man, videodrome, the remake of Dawn of the Dead, Drag Me to Hell.

tv- comedy bang bang, louie, south park, x files, space ghost coast to coast, home movies, archer

i will eat anything you put in front of me. literally.
The six things I could never do without
deck of cards, jokebook, internet, bass guitar, paranoia, coffee, lists of things I could never do without...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what the US would have been like if it was never colonized by Europeans. When feminists are going to make it socially acceptable for women to date men shorter than them.
On a typical Friday night I am
at an open mic, "jamming" with my drummer, seeing a movie or being abducted by aliens....i swear i'm not home alone crying, that's a figment of your imagination.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a crush on Maria Bamford and Jane McGonigal
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are funny. There is nothing more attractive in the entire world than a girl who can make me laugh.