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autoenigmatic

27 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Apr 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Yiddish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Comedy/music/magic/don't make me pick my hobby/dream.

Also I'm allergic to wine
What I’m doing with my life
Stand up comedy. Bass guitar. I work for a non-profit.
The first things people usually notice about me
My beard has gotten bigger than my current photos
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
the Fall. Steve Albini. The Birthday Party. Early Black Flag. Sunn 0)))). Guided by Voices. MBV. PIXIES. The Wrens.

This is my band: www.indianwifesucks.com

This is my other band: www.thegloomyones.com

Horror movies. Weird movies. Bad movies. MST3k.

I will literally eat anything you out in front of me
The six things I could never do without
Hate, hate, racism, capitalism, hello kitty, more hate
On a typical Friday night I am
Crippled by indecision
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I used to be a magician till I blew out my wrist doing too much sleight of hand.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
you don't play ukelele