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29 M Cincinnati, OH

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–42
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 15
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Graduated from space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly), Ancient Greek (Fluently), Esperanto (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I love the outdoors. I like kayaking, hiking, reading, taking naps outside. I have one cat.
I don't own a car but its easy and environmental to ride a bike.
What I’m doing with my life
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I like to paint, play around with watercolor.. Lounge by the river a lot. I'd like a kayak buddy, but I'd need to buy one first !
My job is IT. I'll fix your computer if you're cute and buy me wine.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sneaking into buildings that I have no business being in, then taking pictures. I can dance. I can fix most things.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I smile. People don't smile often in Cincinnati. Why is that?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love old folk, various 60s, 70s, 80s, electronic jams, 90s R&B, grunge, punk, noise. Various top 40. whatever
I make a deliberate effort to watch no TV, trying to reduce internet too. Can you see i have a problem? Lol
love Italian foods, can't go wrong with carbs.
I saw Spring Breakers this year. Great film! I enjoy most of John Waters. Try to keep my movie watched list low.
I enjoy TV shows from the parents' bygone era. Scienfield.
old films, the classics!
I don't read much but when I do its short stories or Carl Jung.
I think June bugs are adorable.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Weird places to explore
forests, gotta drop my negative vibes off somewhere
bicycle, if i don't exercise at least 3 hours a week I go insane
The Great Provider-Sol.
camera, i'm a pretty good photographer, I think
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
my job, my life, the internet. /hm, /adv, spooky wendigo stories.
My IG account, kinkftppp
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either inside drinking making paintings until 4am or outside listening to the rain.
You should message me if
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...if you are ready for the most amazing, slow, pragmatic adventure of your life.
And if you dont see "no trespassing" signs.