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22 Geneva, Switzerland Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jul 30
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Politics / Government
Income
More than $1,000,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Fluently), French (Okay), Russian (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Here you should imagine several sentences about how awesome and perfect I am and whatever else I need to bullshit about to make you want to meet me.

You won't find a more honest profile in the whole OkCupid-verse!

Popular is lonely
Dirty-minded is romantic
Intelligent does frivolous things
Deciphering may not lead to answer

P.S. I'd rather be proud and masturbate, than bend myself to get some pussy. I'm playful only when I enjoy the play. I usually date 20- or 30-somethings, so teenage girls - unless you're intelligent (at least self-described) - please pass on. I know I'm unfriendly - there's a "hide" button at top right corner of my profile. Thanx

P.P.S. I'm most certainly going to marry a Russian woman. If you're not Russian - go prove me wrong! :P

P.P.P.S. I'm basically here to fuck. I work and work out a lot and need a woman just to release my energy. Sex is the best way to get to know the real person. Whoever claims otherwise is shallow.

P.P.P.P.S. I still get questions, so let me explain it to you more popularly:

When I message you here, the following applies.

1) If I write to you, I wanna fuck you
2) If i respond to your message, I wanna fuck you
3) If I don’t respond to your message, I might be busy, but probably I still wanna fuck you
4) If it took over 1 week and I still didn’t respond, I’m sorry I don’t wanna fuck you
5) Condition 4 also applies to all those whom I’d like to fuck but they are located too far away.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
making my mama proud
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
giving multiple orgasms
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
that I'm an attractive bastard
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
Northern Lights Trilogy (P. Pullman),
The Alchemist (P. Coelho),
Master and Margarita, Heart of a Dog (M. Bulgakov),
Murder of Roger Ackroyd (A. Christie),
Faust, Sorrows of the young Werther (J.W.Goethe),
Dead Souls, State Inspector (N. Gogol),
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (S. Larrsen),
12 Chairs, Golden Calf (Ilf & Petrov),
Motorcycle Diaries (C. Guevara),
LOTR, Hobbit (J.R.R.Tolkien),
Brief History of Time (S. Hawking),
The Three Musketeers (A. Dumas),
Desperation (S. King),
Evgeni Onegin (A. Pushkin),
The Hero of Our Time (M. Lermontov),
The Ward Number 6, A Banal Story (A. Chekhov),
Othello (W. Shakespeare),
Treasure Island (R.L. Stevenson),
Beyond Good and Evil (F. Nietzsche),
Short Stories (R. Dahl)
Woe from the Wit (A. Griboedov),
Nineteen-Eighty-Four, Animal Farm, Homage to Catalunia (G. Orwell),
Brave New World (A. Huxley),
Phantom of the Opera (G. Leroux),
the Prince, Discourses of the Livy (N. Machiavelli),
Dear Friend (G. de Maupassant),
Portrait of Dorian Gray, Lady Widemere's Fan (O. Wilde),
The Joke (M. Kundera),
The Passage (J. Cronin),
Freakonomics (Dubner/Levitt)
Diplomacy (H. Kissinger),
Anna Karenina (L. Tolstoy)
....really this list can go on for a long time....

if you offer me an excellent book to read: that's +1 for you ;)

Movies:
The Big Lebowski,
Ghost World,
Star Wars,
Lost in Translation,
Heat,
Das Leben der Anderen (German),
Sen to Chihiro no Kamikakushi (Japanese),
Brigada (Russian),
Bluff storia di truffe e di imbroglioni (Italian),
Once Upon a Time in America,
the Untouchables,
the Godfather,
Lock, Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels,
Shutter Island,
Dark City,
Inglorious Basterds,
Leon,
Memento,
Requiem for a Dream,
Amadeus,
The Good the Bad and the Ugly,
Shawshank Redemption,
12 Angry Men,
the Prestige,
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind,
the Dark Knight,
V for Vendetta,
the Bourne Ultimatum,
American Hustle,
Dallas Buyers Club,
Breakfast Club,
Interstellar,
Gone Girl,
Blade Runner,
Nightcrawler
X-Men: Days of the Future Past,
Silver Linings Playbook
... and this list could also go on forever too...

Shows (mostly not all seasons):
FIREFLY!,
South Park,
Futurama,
Boardwalk Empire,
the Sopranos,
the Walking Dead,
Twilight Zone,
Sherlock,
Better Call Saul

Music:
Yellowcard,
Travelling Wilburies,
Deep Purple,
Ramones,
Green Day,
Blink 182,
Sum41,
Fallout Boy,
Smokie,
Jerry Mungo,
Status Quo,
Bon Jovi,
Aerosmith,
Guns and Roses,
Nickelback,
Sex Pistols,
the Beatles,
Time Machine,
and many others I don't remember

Games (stopped playing in 2010):
Metal Gear Solid 1 & 2,
Half Life 2,
Fallout 3,
SW: KOTOR II,
Call of Duty 4,
the Fable,
Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion,
Prince of Persia 1-3,
Portal 1 & 2,
Stubbs the Zombie,
Tekken,
the Walking Dead (Telltale),
Resident Evil 4
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In descending order:
air, water, nutrients, sunlight, literature, sex
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
stars.
(not trying to be romantic here, but consider the fact that most of the stars we see on the sky are thousands and millions of light-years away, which means that the light from those stars takes millions of years to reach us. Some of those stars we see are long dead, having imploded many millennia ago, but we still see them on the sky; their light is reaching us, even they are no longer there. Yet, does that not make those stars still alive and real?..)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
reading/working and then jerking off (75% of my friday nights)
OR
fucking and not reading/working at all (25% of my friday nights)

Life is all about tradeoffs..

Yes, if I trade-off my Friday work/reading for sex, I want the game to continue till sun-rise at least. Better still till sun-rise of Sunday - when we are exhausted and when fucking literally becomes a pain. We'll then order 2 huge pizzas to be delivered home and will resume fucking till Monday morning.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Bright red lips.
I cannot resist.
Paint them red.
And you have me in your bed.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you are tempted