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22 Vienna, Austria Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:45am
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Working on Ph.D program
Politics / Government
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Fluently), French (Fluently), Russian (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Here you should imagine several sentences about how awesome and perfect I am and whatever else I need to bullshit about to make you want to meet me.

If I appear too arrogant to you - be aware of the "block" button that you can use in one click. Works more effectively than trying to lecture me.

Girls, I'm tired of reading the same stuff in your messages about "you guys are all about sex". Yes, 80% of guys are all about sex. Then there's 3% who are gay and 17% "forever alone's" playing WoW and masturbating for 40 seconds 3 times a day.
I'm not looking for a total whore, but if you're one of those "treat-me-nicely-for-half-a-year-and-then-maybe-I'll-think-about-it" girls - please pass on.
P.S. one last tip - sex is awesome and if you're so puritan about it or your last boyfriend always finished in 10 minutes or didn't know how to please you - sorry, but you've just been missing out on all the fun of it!

And since many of you insist, I'll say the following (excuse my French):
1) If I write to you, I wanna fuck you
2) If i respond to your message, I wanna fuck you
3) If I don't respond to your message, I might be busy, but probably I still wanna fuck you
4) If it took over 1 week and I still didn't respond, I'm sorry I don't wanna fuck you
5) Condition 4 also applies to all those whom I'd like to fuck but they are located too far away.


P.P.S. --> don't offer me any long-term relationships please. Not really looking for one, not really capable of it at this stage. (I'm a young diplomat and I'm often sent on 6-month-long missions to different parts of the world on a very short notice --> phone call, hey Mr Versetti, you doing anything next week? no? fine, pack your bags, you're going to Thailand xD -- just like that..) So let's just let's have fun together and that's it, no emotional attachment please, thank you. If things are meant to work out, they will take their due course over time. Thanks again.

P.P.P.S. yes, I'm a cold-blooded, heartless bastard. I AM and I KNOW IT! Please refrain from sending me infinite messages saying that I need to change and I could be a good husband and blablabla... .I cannot. And I'll make you cry.
What I’m doing with my life
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making my mama proud
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
giving multiple orgasms
The first things people usually notice about me
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that I'm an attractive bastard
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Alchemist (P. Coelho), Master and Margarita, Heart of a Dog (M. Bulgakov), Murder of Roger Ackroyd (A. Christie), Faust, Sorrows of the young Werther (J.W.Goethe), His Dark Materials (P. Pullman), Dead Souls, State Inspector (N. Gogol), The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (S. Larrsen), 12 Chairs, Golden Calf (Ilf & Petrov), Motorcycle Diaries (C. Guevara), LOTR, Hobbit (J.R.R.Tolkien), Brief History of Time (S. Hawking), The Three Musketeers (A. Dumas), Desperation (S. King), Evgeni Onegin (A. Pushkin), The Hero of Our Time (M. Lermontov), The Warden Number 6 (A. Chekhov), Othello (W. Shakespeare), Treasure Island (R.L. Stevenson), Beyond Good and Evil (F. Nietzsche), Woe from the Wit (A. Griboedov), Nineteen-Eighty-Four, Animal Farm (G. Orwell), Brave New World (A. Huxley), Phantom of the Opera (G. Leroux), the Prince (N. Machiavelli), Dear Friend (G. de Maupassant), Portrait of Dorian Gray (O. Wilde), The Joke (M. Kundera), The Passage (J. Cronin), Diplomacy (H. Kissinger), Anna Karenina (L. Tolstoy) really this list can go on for a long time....

if you offer me an excellent book to read: that's +1 for you ;)

Movies: The Big Lebowski, Ghost World, Star Wars, Lost in Translation, Das Leben der Anderen (German), Sen to Chihiro no Kamikakushi (Japanese), Brigada (Russian), Bluff storia di truffe e di imbroglioni (Italian), Once Upon a Time in America, the Untouchables, the Godfather, Lock, Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels (British), Shutter Island, Dark City, Inglorious Basterds, Leon, Memento, Requiem for a Dream, Amadeus, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, Shawshank Redemption, 12 Angry Men, the Prestige, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, the Dark Knight, V for Vendetta, the Bourne Ultimatum, American Hustle, Dallas Buyers Club, Interstellar... and this list could also go on forever

Shows (not all seasons): Firefly, South Park, Futurama, Boardwalk Empire, the Sopranos, the Walking Dead, Twilight Zone, Sherlock
I do not think Breaking Bad is the greatest show on earth
I have not seen the Game of Thrones, because I want to read the books first, but they're too fucking big, so I'm not reading them...
I do not consider Arrested Development amusing or funny
As much as I like Futurama I'm annoyed by the Simpsons
Twin Peaks - What. the. fuck. is. that. about?

Music: Yellowcard, Travelling Wilburies, Deep Purple, Ramones, Green Day, Blink 182, Sum41, Fallout Boy, Smokie, Jerry Mungo, Status Quo, Bon Jovi, Aerosmith, Guns and Roses, Nickelback, Sex Pistols, the Beatles, Time Machine, and many others I don't remember

Games (stopped playing in 2010): Metal Gear Solid 1 & 2, Half Life 2, Fallout 3, SW: KOTOR II, Call of Duty 4, the Fable, Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, Prince of Persia 1-3, Portal 1 & 2, Stubbs the Zombie, Tekken, the Walking Dead (Telltale), Resident Evil 4
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In descending order:
air, water, nutrients, sunlight, literature, sex
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
(not trying to be romantic here, but consider the fact that most of the stars we see on the sky are thousands and millions of light-years away, which means that the light from those stars takes millions of years to reach us. Some of those stars we see are long dead, having imploded many millennia ago, but we still see them on the sky; their light is reaching us, even they are no longer there. Yet, does that not make those stars still alive and real?..)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
the word typical is foreign to me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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