Here you should imagine several sentences about how awesome and perfect I am and whatever else I need to bullshit about to make you want to meet me.
Girls, I'm tired of reading the same stuff in your messages about "you guys are all about sex". Yes, 80% of guys are all about sex. Then there's 3% who are gay and 17% "forever alone's" playing WoW and masturbating for 40 seconds 3 times a day.
I'm not looking for a total whore, but if you're one of those "treat-me-nicely-for-half-a-year-and-then-maybe-I'll-think-about-it" girls - please pass on.
P.S. one last tip - sex is awesome and if you're so puritan about it or your last boyfriend always finished in 10 minutes or didn't know how to please you - sorry, but you've just been missing out on all the fun of it!
P.P.S. --> don't offer me any long-term relationships please. Not really looking for one, not really capable of it at this stage. (I'm a young diplomat and I'm often sent on 6-month-long missions to different parts of the world on a very short notice --> phone call, hey Mr Versetti, you doing anything next week? no? fine, pack your bags, you're going to Egypt xD -- just like that..) So let's just let's have fun together and that's it, no emotional attachment please, thank you. If things are meant to work out, they will take their due course over time. Thanks again.
P.P.P.S. yes, I'm a cold-blooded, heartless bastard. I AM and I KNOW IT! Please refrain from sending me infinite messages saying that I need to change and I could be a good husband...