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avacadoinacan

35 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 23–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:38pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Job
Education
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I try to say either as if it has no E, and I wish i could get away with using "by and by" in a sentence. While there is apparently a time and a place for everything, I seem to have no conception of this boundary. If I think you're rad, I'll try like hell to make you laugh, but often it's just tacky. I like to sit on swings.
I really like bananas. Bananas are wonderful, I especially like that they are both literally AND metaphorically fruity. I like that you can substitute bananas for silly in conversation. I like that it's silly when people slip on bananas. I like that referring to a bunch of bananas is so easy, it's a bunch of bananas!
If you like bananas too, we should be friends so we can pontificate on the amazingness of bananas together. We need to stick together you know, otherwise minions of the vast anti-banana conspiracy™ will get their way and the world will descend into chaos with yellow cars. We've got to stop them before it's too late.
What say you!?
What I’m doing with my life
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I fix computers at an elementary school with really smart and funny kids and I freelance with my own consulting company. My days are filled mostly with swimming, biking and a nice glass of wine in the back yard by the pool. I want to meet some new people who enjoy sunshine, walking, biking, swimming, running, drinking, laughing, or exploring. Let's plan an adventure!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fixing things
Riding bikes
Cuddling
Being Silly
The first things people usually notice about me
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Shouldn't someone else have to fill this out for me?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Anything by Krzysztof Kieślowski, Emir Kusturica, Alejandro Amenábar, Hayao Miyazaki, Michel Gondry, Charlie Kaufman, or Alfonso Cuarón.

Some of my favorite movies are: The Sea Inside, Tuck Everlasting, My Neighbor Totoro, Elf, Three Colors: White, Children of Men, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Underground, The Weeping Meadow, and Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

Lately I've been getting into some heavy reading, like The Myth of Sisyphus by Albert Camus and The Philosophy of Humanism by Corliss Lamont. I'm currently reading The Age of Spiritual Machines by Ray Kurzweil and a couple of other things.

I'm pretty much an omnivore, but at home, mostly a vegetarian. Aside from a general aversion to shellfish, I'll eat pretty much anything once. I love Sushi and Thai food and am constantly trying to figure out how to make them myself.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A bicycle
Sunshine
Laughs
Kissing
Swimming in lakes
A comfy bed
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why this planet is soo strange and broken and absurd and fascinating.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to tear myself away from just chilling out in the pool, building a bonfire and watching campy movies in the backyard on the projector. Sometimes I succeed, sometimes not. I love summertime.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The location of the best swimming spot in Seattle.
You should message me if
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If you like adventures and laughing soo hard your face hurts the next day.