I really like bananas. Bananas are wonderful, I especially like that they are both literally AND metaphorically fruity. I like that you can substitute bananas for silly in conversation. I like that it's silly when people slip on bananas. I like that referring to a bunch of bananas is so easy, it's a bunch of bananas!
If you like bananas too, we should be friends so we can pontificate on the amazingness of bananas together. We need to stick together you know, otherwise minions of the vast anti-banana conspiracy™ will get their way and the world will descend into chaos with yellow cars. We've got to stop them before it's too late.
What say you!?