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avantgarde78tron

36 M Long Beach, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:35am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Philosophical wanderlust and part-time mischief maker...oh and CEO(cough, cough)

Starting w/what I likez:
burning holes in the dance floor...
...be it stomping out native rythms on the boat docks of foreign waters, learning to twirl about in dirty lil salsa clubs, rubbing elbows w/ the social stratosphere of LA rooftop parties, kicking up some dust on the playa or just simply dancing to Motown on my kitchen linoleum on a Sunday morning it's all good...
I also find myself very fond of:
painting live for various LA galleries/clubs
crockpoting
skydiving
mining crystals
kicking ass at scrabble
MMA fighting...not watching
making up words (but not at scrabble)
homemade waffles on Sunday morning
quantum physics
calculator watches
awkward portals
Motown
throwing pottery on a wheel
kundalini & ashtanga yoga
surfing in foreign countries
nightdiving for lobsters
quirky movies with subtitles
raw foods
hydrodynamics
safety third
hugging strangers
grandparents
other peoples kittens
mischief & shenanigans

dislikes:
liars
cheaters
thieves
arrogance
smelly people

As a side note I'm a pretty awesome half-time father. We are fully house broken, cook, clean and even have a small garden. As much as I love kids Im not interested in propagating my genes any further (despite a few odd requests) and have even taken the secure measure of being snipped...nor am I looking for a Mary Poppins type figure but simply someone who is respectful of my family time and the priority my children play in my life:)

If this all seems to vibe with you I'm sure well get along just swell.

Update because it seems to be a deal breaker... I do know the difference between:
Were, we're, where & they're, their & there but I might purposely misuse them just to rattle your cage a lil;)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
CEO.

I own my own indoor swim school complete with 11 instructors and 2 office staff. Im not afraid to brag about this because I started with nothing but a stolen milk crate and barely a Highschool diploma. Intergrity, ingenuity and perseverance has led me to where I'm at now and I love turning my intentions into reality (and the silly lil quantum theory of collapsing all other probable universes into the one I chose to observe is pretty cool too;) In short I love my job.

In Navajo we have a phase "Hózhó Nasádo" which translates as "Walk in Beauty" and I continue to practice consciously being grateful for everyday and the miles ahead of me...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being semi-awesome some of the time, bocce, hammocking, playing that one norwegian pop song by A-HA "take on me" on a ukelele, tossing kids like cannonballs into pools, finding absurd reasons to use my "gold" calculator watch, napping, discerning exact colors from the home depot paint swatch aisle, making run-on sentances and probably some other not so useful stuff too.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"Oh, that's what you look like with clothes on.."

Seriously. I can't count the times I've run into randy moms at the grocery store, restaurants, the park etc. who know me from teaching swim lessons and have only seen me in pool attire.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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walden
way of the peaceful warrior
iliad
odyssey
1984
on the road
call of the wild
the prophecy
tao te ching
fahrenheit 451
dracula
....
popular science
national geographic
paper*
vice
art forum
juxtapose (guilty pleasure)
...
the life aquatic
the fountain
zeitgeist (not all of them but parts)
the royal tenenbaums
akira
pi
harolde and maude
any Monty Python
...
psychemagik
mayer hawthorn
purity ring
explosions in the sky
passion pit
beats antique
lana del ray
edward sharpe
lcd sound system
m83
lee burridge
ratatat
florence + the machine
nero
john lennon
bon iver
...
I am one of those hypocrites that choose not to own a t.v. but pirate shows like walking dead & game of thrones before they air in pacific time... from time to time...

This one time a lil kid told me he didn't like pizza...
I told him we couldn't be friends anymore.
Yeah, it's that important.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Love, family, friendship, ambition, passion, intuition.

Without these...I'd rather die.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
hydrodynamics
chakras
quantum physics
cooking
art
people's potentiality
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Mischief...

not in particular order or preference...
cutting a rug
playing moonlit bocce
seeing underground art shows
cooking an elaborate late night dinner
night diving for lobster
painting live for LA art/music events
driving all night to some secret hideout
playing scrabble or chess with my lils
making homemade pizza or sushi
full moon surfing
seeing some acro/fire/burlesque show
paying bills and cleaning house...
& taking out the kitty litter

1/24 homemade robot battles/12' surf
1/31 bottling cold pressed vegi "juice"
2/7 Sierra hotsprings/crystal mining
2/21 moving a friend's motorcycle shop to a farm in Oregon
3/21 driving to Vegas for a cerebral palsy wheel chair dance party
3/28 practicing my archery skills on zombiesque targets/dancing till sunrise
4/4 Began yoga teacher training/dancing to funk and soul @A Secret Affair
..somewhere inbetween and since: more crystal mining, camping at lightning in a bottle, partying on a beach in Baja, yoga retreat in Ojai, Vegas...
To be continued...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm kinda shy actually, especially in good company...I may even stutter or mumble...but more than likely I'll start sounding BBC newscaster to overcompensate my enunciation:)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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I'm so confused? you should message me when?...like I have any idea.
message me if you feel like it I guess.

(addendum)
message me if you're possibly super awesome, please...

or if you're a mermaid.