I went to Walmart last night to look for Shadows of Undrentide, but all they had was the Never Winter Nights Platinum addition. The platinum addition has Shadows of Undrentide and Hordes of the Underdark. I already have Hordes of the Underdark, so I wasn't about to pay $40 for the platinum addition when all I needed was the second game. What a damn pain in the ass. Well I was really disappointed in Walmart for downsizing their PC section, but as I was walking away from the entertainment area I noticed the little girls clothes. There they were, Mary Kate and Ashley. Well let me just tell you, I love those girls. You see, I am of a below average stature and I only weigh 95 lbs, so finding clothes in Fatty McFattland America can be quite a chore. I bought this kick ass skirt and a pair of Three's Company shorts (that I must say look pretty fucking hot). I never tried the skirt on last night, and this morning I discovered the only way I could get the skirt to fit was if I put in on over my head. So I of course did that. All day the blasted thing had been constricting my waist like an Elizabethan corset. By the end of the day my stomach was aching from the python grip of my skirt, as well as from extreme hunger. I'm pretty poor right now, so all I have to eat is baked potatoes. The problem is, I have no sour cream, no chives, and no anything to make it less bland. So I decided to go to my parents' house, about 20 or thirty miles away, for something to eat. On the way home my car broke down. Actually, I think it just ran out of gas. Sorry Clevis. (Clevis is my cars name, in case you didn't know.) So I'm standing by the side of the road, trying to move my damn car by myself to no avail, when I give up and just sit by the curb for a while. I was surprised that in a creepy small town, like the one my parents live in, no one stopped to help a petite girl bearing clothes designed for pre-pubescent school girls. There was quite a bit of open-mouthed redneck gawking though. I think someone may have yelled �Git-R-Done�, or something of that accord. Finally, my father arrived and helped me push the car out of the road. When I got to my parents house, they of course had baked potatoes, but no sour cream. Steak. All they had was three day old steak. I'm not a big beef eater, but I ate it anyway. After I filled my belly with rotting beef carcass, I noticed that the waistband of my skirt was really digging into my skin. I went to my old bedroom to take it off, but it wouldn't budge! I couldn't pull it down because it wouldn't fit over my ass, which I had already established this morning. So I tried pulling it over my head. I was doing well until it got stuck just under my armpits. My parents had already retired for the night, so I had to wake my mom up just to help me pull this damned Mary Kate and Ashley skirt over my head. It was quite embarrassing. That's all.

Fluctuating between moving forward and falling back. I'm trying to finish school, but fun just keeps getting in the way. I'm majoring in International Studies, because UWF doesn't have a decent art program. My current major is the best choice I can make at this school. I hope it will work out. I do love to travel, and hopefully I'll be living in Japan under the exchange program next semester. I'll be learning Japanese this Fall. I can't wait.

painting, drawing, making collages, drinking to much on weekends, and wreaking havoc

my tiny stature

A. Books....Edie Sedgewick, a Fist Full of Gitanes, The Life and Times of Gregori Rasputin, Advance of the Fungi, Escape from Freedom, and any book with Egon Schiele's work, Jugendstil,Secessionsstil, Art Nouveau.

B. Movies...I don't really know. I like movies with barbaric violence and magic, preferably based in a fictional world.

C. Music...too much to name really, I'm still on a Family Fodder kick right now. David Bowie (Hunky Dory) is in my record player and Les Georges Leningrad is in my C.D.player. The last tape I listened too was Electric Warrior by T-Rex.

D. Food.....sushi sushi and more sushi.

oops i started listing six things i COULD do without. this question would be better if it asked what you hate.

Things I have done, and how they will affect my future. (Like the fact that I left the word "affect" up here for nearly a year when it should have read "effect" instead. I think. It may have a devastating effect on my future plans. I forgot to close the parenthesis too. OH no.

Either partying or studying. Right now I'm usually studying.

I'm not wearing any underwear. My favorite animal is a walrus.

don't be a turd