Well, since this isn't a Robert Rodriguez film, that probably isn't going to happen any time soon. And although most of that opening bit is packed full of horrible lies, a few things about that are true. First, I like cars. If you took me to a car show for a date, you would win approval points. And who doesn't like fast cars? The Amish and old ladies named Mildred don’t count. I also like candle lit dinners, though I have yet to meet anyone who enjoys and understands ambiance like I do. Moonlit walks are amazing as long as it isn't a horrible trek back to your car from bar hopping.
All sarcasm and nervous jokes aside, I am a fairly unique and independent female unit looking for a compatible male unit. At my core I am an artist, though I have been known to have Spock like logic reflexes. I was that weird kid who took an art class sandwiched in between two science classes I didn’t even need to take. I have a tendency to like things that seem contradictory in nature, but work in harmony. Like sea salt in my mocha. Or the man I saw the other day at Macy's who by all appearances was a conservative investment banker in a suit. He took his jacket off and rolled up his sleeves, and OMG he had two full tattoo sleeves! I was impressed. Just because you wear a suit to work doesn't mean you are what that embodies, and just because you show up completely covered in tattoos doesn't mean you aren't one of the most competent and well balanced people in town. I like these people because it means they are who they want to be. We are all humans struggling to find a place in this confusing world. If you can do it without being too concerned with what others think, you might just be able to pull this awkward thing called life off with some style and class. Just do what you do well. I also prefer men who can read and write. So please use full sentences and punctuation.
I can tell you that I am anything short of boring. I tend to become very passionate about a wide range of subjects. I love a good debate. Movies are a great passion of mine. Video games are another passion, but the older I grow, the more discriminating I become. I promise you I won’t be up until 4am yelling insults at 12-year-olds on Modern Warefare 9: Enemies Everywhere. I am a sucker for a good story with strong characterization, dramatic fights, and a great story arch. This leads to addictions to things like A Song of Ice and Fire and Harry Potter. Most of the time, if you had a spy camera in my apartment (which would definitely NOT earn you cool points) you could seem my iPod plugged into my earballs and me dancing around like a freak while cleaning, drawing, watching whatever, punctuated by periods of me yelling at my cat to “Get off the _____!” or “Why do you have to break EVERYTHING!?”
You will soon find out that I like sarcasm, rarely take much too seriously, like to shamelessly people watch, take “mental health days” from work, go urban exploring, hike on weekday mornings, browse craigslist for hours, complain about the ridiculous stupidity I have to deal with at work (I promise to make it funny), go to midnight movie releases, and generally try new things, and not fold socks.
You are thinking “man, this girl talks too much.” But honestly, it weeds out some of your… competitors… who I didn't really want to ignore anyway. So, if you do decide to message me, please write in complete sentences, wear clean underwear, and please wash your ears.. with soap.
I am also an ENTP in case anyone cares.