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average_male

29 M Colton, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:31pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and very serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm not a good person.

I could spend this essay trying to sell you on me, trying to tell you all of the good qualities I possess. And I possess a few.

Instead, I feel like the good stuff is best left for discovery. If anyone is willing to take a risk getting to know me, they'll see them for themselves.

I am just a man, filled with nastiness and bitterness and all forms of darkness. I try to improve, but it's not going away.

At heart, I am an optimist. Simply because I can't fathom a world that is exactly as shown. There has to be more.

Anyway,

Me in a nutshell: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_P0aZLnQvN9o/THq9j_5a4SI/AAAAAAAAAA8/NUQbV1VhvUw/s1600/1267695656028.jpg
What I’m doing with my life
I currently work at UPS and am going to school to be a secondary math teacher.
I’m really good at
Lifting stuff and opening jars. Also fixing things around the house. Being insightful, working out my own problems, math, cooking, and waiting. I'm a great...uh...waiter? What is the agent noun of wait that's not for someone who waits tables? Oh, yeah! I'm great at going on tangents, too, though they usually aren't so cogent.

A few random useless things, as well. .nuf tahwemos tub sselesu yletelpmoc ,sdrawkcab gnipyt sa hcuS and touching my nose with my tongue.
The first things people usually notice about me
A lot of people seem to comment on how calm I am upon first meeting me. I'm always cool as a cucumber.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: My all time favorite book is Pillars of the Earth by Ken Follet. However, when I read books other than textbooks, it is usually how-to type books, specifically about gardening, cooking or fish keeping.

Movies: Don't like movies in theaters, so I rarely watch action movies. Mostly I like comedies and drama. Specifically I love Before Sunset/Before Sunrise, Kevin Smith movies, Amelie, The Royal Tenenbaums, PCU, Pecker, Rushmore, Fletch, The Jerk, Mel Brooks movies(especially Blazing Saddles and High Anxiety) etc.

As far as music goes I'm pretty open. I love a lot of blues, mainly Buddy Guy. Currently I seem to be switching back and forth between Much The Same, Thrice, A Wilhelm Scream, and the Dreaming. I also like old school metal like Megadeth, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest and Anthrax. I listen to nearly anything with guitar, though. As a musician I believe it's best to be well rounded.
The six things I could never do without
Good music
Manual transmissions
new topics to delve into
Hot water
Awkward situations
Devious intentions
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Love. Eventually, I've come to realize that the truth of it is:

"Love is all about whistles"
On a typical Friday night I am
Working. Wish it wasn't so lame, but that's what happens when you work nights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm afraid of marshmallows. Yes, I'm serious. No, it has nothing to do with the Stay Puft marshmallow man. No, I have no interest in getting over it. It has no real affect on my life(though it does have some effects).
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
"Voices
You're letting voices tell you what to do
when you yourself don't know
voices
you got one too"
-Pennywise

You don't take yourself too seriously.

You can tell me what someone who waits is called. I'm pretty sure it's not a waiter.