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averagejoe1978

35 M Cottage Grove, MN

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Hey, thanks for stopping by! I know you've probably looked at a ton of profiles by now, so I'll try to make this worth your while.

How do I sum up my entire life in a few short paragraphs while making myself sound so awesome that you can't imagine your life without me?

Well, I guess I can start by telling you about my cat. Yes, I'm a man with a cat. I know you're thinking that's not the manliest thing you've ever heard, and are probably wondering why in the heck I would lead off with that. But, it could be worse. Her name could be something REALLY girlie like, I don't know, Buttons?? Yep, that's her name. I really do love her to death (more than most people), so hopefully you're an animal lover. Anyways, now that you're thinking of me as the creepy cat guy from OKC, lets move on...
What I’m doing with my life
Living the dream!
I’m really good at
Making people laugh so hard they can't breathe, putting people at ease, listening & being a great friend.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably my sense of humor and easygoing nature.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Way too many to list, but some of my favorites include American History X, Shawshank Redemption and Training Day.

TV: Breaking Bad, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Dexter, The Office and pretty much anything on the ID channel.

Music: Anything but country.

Food: With the exception of seafood, I'm not too picky. Some of my favorites include, Chinese, Italian and Mexican.
The six things I could never do without
There's always the obvious - H2O, oxygen and family & friends. Let's face it, we all need those things, but here's a few other things that make me happy:

1. Music - I'm a pretty good dancer. True story.
2. Pizza is like air for me.
3. Sports - Sorry, I know that's boring for a lot of you ladies, but I love the Twins and Vikings. You'll have to cut me some slack though, it's been a tough few years.
4. TV - You will never hear me bragging about getting rid of my TV to pick up a book instead.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The usual stuff most online daters think about. Will I ever meet someone great, why are there so many ads on this website, or if it's worth dropping the $19/month to be an A-Lister so I can creepily stalk profiles anonymously.
On a typical Friday night I am
Not spending time with a cute, funny, interesting girl as much as I should be!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Well, if I admitted to having a cat named Buttons, you can pretty much assume I'm an open book.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 29–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You want to grab a bite to eat (or a coffee) with a great guy. I'll say some funny stuff, you'll laugh and have a good time, and you'll probably want a second date. :-)