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avery_neal

54 / M / Straight / Single

Alameda, California

His Details

Last Online
Today – 7:42am
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius and it’s fun to think about
Education
Space camp
Job
Executive / Management
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Yiddish (Poorly), Chinese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm 5' 4", a little eidetic, pretty funny, sarcastic, a Sophist, and at times sardonic. Articulate, in spite of the clear abuses of hyperbole and blanket statements, usually made with reckless abandon. I'm guilty of criminal use of lower case letters, felonious comma abuse, misdemeanor usage of the semi colon; leading to run on sentences, that can win a mini marathon.
I'm from New York, so I think of myself as worldly, urbane (like motel 6 is camping to me) and complex; down to earth, but not a vegetarian, a casual dresser and well mannered, I enjoy the simple things: long walks, meaningful talks, knowing looks, worldly knowledge, hole in the wall restaurants, watching DVD's with take out food, especially when its raining, oh and I can cook too, then there's; architecture, art, art galleries, museums, words, scrabble, crossword puzzles (in ink), reading, history, numbers, large cities, people watching, scuba diving, the subtle and sublime.
I'm looking for a serious relationship?
What I’m doing with my life
Again it's a new job, a new life.
I’m really good at
Insight
Outlook
The first things people usually notice about me
Maybe my eyes
I've been told I have great grey
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A short list of music.
A long list of movies.
A longer list of books, mostly fiction ... some history ...
some historic fiction, textbooks.
The six things I could never do without
Witty repartee
The diatribe
Tenacity
Gravity
Levity
Tea
Prime numbers
On a typical Friday night I am
glad the week is over.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
time is my enemy
tyme is my friend
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 45–58
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
If you have a constant dialogue going on inside your head.
If you're the funniest person you know (or a close second)
If you use your superpowers for good, instead of evil.
If you're interested in meeting for tea or a drink.
If you're still reading this.