I am not a prince charming or a sugar daddy or a soul mate. I'm not looking to rescue anyone, take care of anyone or make their life complete. You should already be a complete person with a complete life, maybe we will compliment each others lives. Sounds good, yes?

Don't bother contacting me if you aren't interested in meeting in person after some chit chat.

Let me break this down MC Hammer style…

YOU:
- Don’t want more kids; I am not making any more babies.
- Have a creative side; singing, music, art, acting, etc.
- Are in touch with your sexuality, no repressed people allowed.
- Reciprocate backrubs. ABSOLUTLY REQUIRED! Few things I hate more than giving an awesome backrub and not getting one in return.
- Exercise your body and your brain. I read a lot; you need to be able to keep up with me when we talk about the world.

And now some things about…

ME:
- Somewhat attractive and slightly intelligent.
- The last karaoke song I sang was “Monkey Wrench” by the Foo Fighters.
- I don’t bullsh*t or beat around the bush, why waste my time and yours.
- I’m legit fun to be around (high energy, singing everywhere, dancing my face off, camping, beach, blah blah)
- I won’t try to change you, either I dig you as you are or I don’t. I expect the same from you.
- I have all my teeth and bathe regularly.

I can count to 10 in 5 different languages.

I'm very outgoing and laugh a lot.

Anything Louis C.K. related is awesome. TV shows like Dexter, The Walking Dead, Parks and Recreation; mainstream stuff mostly.

Close relationship with my family
Performing
Meeting new people, I love that!
Going to the beach and enjoying the sun
Being with my awesome friends
Science, I fucking love science

How to rule the world.

Either watching a movie with the kids, dancing at a club or having friends over for drinks.

You are looking to meet a fun guy with no hang ups.