I am able to outsmart, most third, and fourth graders.
My Self-Summary
i'm most comfortable hanging out on stoops with a pack of
cigarettes, a cup of coffee (no matter what time it is), and either
a book or a friend.
People watching is one of my favorite things to do.
i tend to unintentionally trick people into thinking that i'm
smarter than i really am.. so consider this a heads up to not
overestimate my knowledge.
i spend my summers backpacking and i'm crazy about traveling.
What I’m doing with my life
humorously making fun of everyone i know on a day-to-day basis, and
wondering why on earth they still talk to me... and going to
college for Visual Merchandising.
but in the long run, what i really want is to open up a small chain
of hostels, starting in Prague.
I’m really good at
traveling on a low budget. people watching. not sleeping. puns.
telling stories. forgetting things. water gun games at carnivals.
finding small gifts for my friends. agreeing to disagree. being
shitty at tennis, but still loving it. adapting to my surroundings.
fitting in & standing out simultaneously.
The first things people usually notice about me
my conversations... i tend to get eavesdropped on a lot.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Reading: KURT VONNEGUT, David Sedaris, JK Rowling, Kazuo Ishiguro,
Shel Silverstein. Coloring books.
Listening: RA RA RIOT, Discovery, Vampire Weekend, Chuck Berry, Nat
King Cole, Alkaline Trio, Tchaikovsky, Beastie Boys, Jets to
Brazil, The Beatles, Grizzly Bear, Talking Heads, the Hold Steady,
Stevie Wonder, Dirty Projectors, Girl Talk, T-Pain, anything that
was big between 1999-2002,
Watching (Movies): The Jerk, The Party, A Hard Day's Night, Annie
Hall, Monty Python & the Holy Grail, Amelie, Rosencrantz &
Guildenstern are Dead, Battle of Algiers, A Clockwork Orange, Fear
& Loathing,
Watching (TV): Mighty Boosh, MASH, 8 Out of 10 Cats, QI, Peep Show,
Mock the Week, The Office, LOST, Always Sunny in Philadelphia,
Seinfeld, 30 Rock, Gossip Girl, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon,
eating: milk steak- boiled over hard, and your finest
jellybeans...raw. (i really hope you get that)
The six things I could never do without
cigarettes. cappuccinos (w. LOTS of sugar, please). crosswords.
sarcasm. my passport. my buds.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"what if" situations. what countries/cities to visit next. why
nearly no men on this site are smokers.
On a typical Friday night I am
out to dinner, or at a friends. on a rare occasion maybe out at a
bar.... or somewhere else.... i'm always somewhere. fuckin' physics
won't let me have it any other way.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
i UsUaLLy TypEe LyKeE DiSs.
oh & just the fact that i'm actually on this site.
You should message me if
you can take a joke.
you've mastered pretending to listen.
you're not boring.
you actually read my entire profile.