avidigital
39 Orlando, FL
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My self-summary
Let's see if I can do this in a haiku (Japanese poetic style).
New York transplant love to laugh
Single dad loves son
Nutella all day and night

Boom
What I’m doing with my life
Just took a 10 month white collar sabbatical courtesy of the Feds or more specifically the DOJ 😀 ... If u can decipher that statement and ur still here then ur stock just went up big time
I’m really good at
Writing cryptic profile statements (irony), slaying village tormenting monsters (sarcasm), and snowboarding (in Florida?), no in Cali silly
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Who reads? Well I do... But since I'm the only one left in the world we'll just move onto other forms of media like: all HBO and AMC shows, music that starts with any letter in the alphabet, and of course movies that don't suck.. Btw the two best books ever written are: east of Eden by Steinbeck and 100 years of solitude by Marquez..: if you agree with me then you may have found your filet of sole mate!
The six things I could never do without
Humor, air/water, pandora/iTunes rAdio, my kid, books, and hummus/Nutella (that ones true, I buy Nutella "for my son""
A side note: the above list is not in sentimental order so please don't freak out on me about not writing "my kid" first... Of course he's the single most important and joyous thing in my life, so chill you who is angry enough to message me your disapproval
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Food and a few other things but let's leave something to talk about at that nice place we'll be eating dinner at
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm with my son every Friday night and Saturday day and the only thing we need is Lego movie and a pool so there... A more interesting question would have been "on a typical Saturday night I am...."
You should message me if
Recent thought addition:
In our twenties we met people who we thought were eccentRic or interestingly strange but now in our thirties we've learned the hard way that a lot of these people are sociopaths or worse. If u can't maintain relationships and are not on your meds, please move on...
You should contact me if your:
A. Human
B. have a well developed sense of humor that can occasionally either be inappropriate or appreciate inappropriate humor at the appropriate times
C. Don't mind travel and enjoy culture, (and I don't mean Tampa)
D. Your nice to waitresses and other service oriented professionals (that's a big one)
E. social
F. Like to work out
G. A somewhat interested in intellectual pursuits
H.Cool with my son
I. Like NYC
J. Know the alphabet
K. I can go on but really okcupid gods, just deliver a good person
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