Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy


39 Orlando, FL Man


Similar users

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25-39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 7
5' 7" (1.71m)
Body Type
Judaism and laughing about it
Has kid(s) and might want more
English, Hebrew (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Let's see if I can do this in a haiku (Japanese poetic style).
New York transplant love to laugh
Single dad loves son
Nutella all day and night

What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just took a 10 month white collar sabbatical courtesy of the Feds or more specifically the DOJ 😀 ... If u can decipher that statement and ur still here then ur stock just went up big time
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing cryptic profile statements (irony), slaying village tormenting monsters (sarcasm), and snowboarding (in Florida?)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Who reads? Well I do... But since I'm the only one left in the world we'll just move onto other forms of media like: all HBO and AMC shows, music that starts with any letter in the alphabet, and of course movies that don't suck
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Humor, air/water, pandora/iTunes rAdio, my kid, books, and hummus/Nutella (that ones true, I buy Nutella "for my son""
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm with my son every Friday night and Saturday day and the only thing we need is Lego movie and a pool so there... A more interesting question would have been "on a typical Saturday night I am...."
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Recent thought addition:
In our twenties we met people who we thought were eccentRic or interestingly strange but now in our thirties we've learned the hard way that a lot of these people are sociopaths or worse. If u can't maintain relationships and are not on your meds, please move on...
You should contact me if your:
A. Human
B. have a well developed sense of humor that can occasionally either be inappropriate or appreciate inappropriate humor at the appropriate times
C. Don't mind travel and enjoy culture, (and I don't mean Tampa)
D. Your nice to waitresses and other service oriented professionals (that's a big one)
E. social
F. Like to work out
G. A somewhat interested in intellectual pursuits
H.Cool with my son
I. Like NYC
J. Know the alphabet
K. I can go on but really okcupid gods, just deliver a good person