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avivaandfadi

33 Mountain View, CA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 22–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 30
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Curvy
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Online dating reminds me of a line in a Jose Gonzalez song, "in a world gone shallow/in a world gone lean." I am not lean in any sense of the word. However, here I am, so this time I am determined to just have fun with it. Don't f*** with my fun, mmkay?

I want an Italian scooter so I can ride up alongside people and yell, "Ciao!" before zooming away. This way you feel like you've had interactions with people without actually having to talk to them.

I have been cast in male roles in the past two musicals I've done. Since there's no way to make me look like a man, they just twisted the plot and made the characters female. Still, it makes you wonder...

I like Segways. Have you ever been on one? You'd understand.

I have a giant wall decal of Lady Gaga in my living room.

I need the whiteboard markers in my classroom to be arranged according to number and color.

I am not afraid of earthquakes, at least not external ones.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now I'm on summer break, so I'm essentially useless. I went to Malta for a month (look it up, I won't judge). Now I have embarked on a haiku challenge. Important work here.

In my real life, I am the English department chair at a small private school.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
wasting huge chunks of time, going with the flow, befriending strangers, being honest, cartoon voices, singing when I'm anxious
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my laugh
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Right now it's Game of Thrones since a lot of it was filmed in Malta, and House Hunters International since I'm trying to figure out where I'll travel next summer
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
friends
laughter
sunshine
intellectual stimulation
forward momentum
music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how I should think less and do more
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
asking myself, "What do YOU want to do?" and then doing it
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
your prefrontal cortex is fully developed