Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Online dating reminds me of a line in a Jose Gonzalez song, "in a
world gone shallow/in a world gone lean." I am not lean in any
sense of the word. However, here I am, so this time I am determined
to just have fun with it. Don't f*** with my fun, mmkay?
I want an Italian scooter so I can ride up alongside people and
yell, "Ciao!" before zooming away. This way you feel like you've
had interactions with people without actually having to talk to
I have been cast in male roles in the past two musicals I've done.
Since there's no way to make me look like a man, they just twisted
the plot and made the characters female. Still, it makes you
I like Segways. Have you ever been on one? You'd understand.
I have a giant wall decal of Lady Gaga in my living room.
I need the whiteboard markers in my classroom to be arranged
according to number and color.
I am not afraid of earthquakes, at least not external ones.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now I'm on summer break, so I'm essentially useless. I went
to Malta for a month (look it up, I won't judge). Now I have
embarked on a haiku challenge. Important work here.
In my real life, I am the English department chair at a small
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
wasting huge chunks of time, going with the flow, befriending
strangers, being honest, cartoon voices, singing when I'm anxious
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Right now it's Game of Thrones since a lot of it was filmed in
Malta, and House Hunters International since I'm trying to figure
out where I'll travel next summer
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how I should think less and do more
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
asking myself, "What do YOU want to do?" and then doing it
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
your prefrontal cortex is fully developed
Who are you looking for?
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