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28 M Derby, KS

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:49pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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It's 2014. I've spent better part of two decades hanging out with a handful of the same people. It's time for a change.

I do think talking about yourself in these boxes is incredibly silly. At points I feel like to write a good summary here, one basically needs to embrace their inner solipsistic asshole and let the world revolve around them long enough to crap one out. With that in mind, here goes nothing.

My name is Brandon. I'm a pretty average dude, doing average things. I'm not a super hero, I've never been bitten by a radioactive spider. I don't have superpowers, nor am I a rich, genius inventor philanthropist with badass armor suits that fly me around the world. I'm a human being. I have faults. I keep my head shaved because male pattern baldness is a thing, and I was lucky to be born with a round head that doesn't look lumpy. I'm in the process of losing some weight, but aren't we all? I'm trying to have a more active lifestyle, and since my job is somewhat physically demanding, it has helped to jump-start that goal.

I like to write, but it's mostly relegated to jokes and comedy related things lately as I work up the nerve to get up and talk at an open-mic night. Stage fright is real, and I know it's something I need to get over.

I've been going to university on and off since I graduated high school, still trying to find something I want to latch myself onto. It's a love/hate relationship, but right now I just don't want to throw money at something that I'm not quite sure about. It's frustrating to say the least.

I really do like people. Since I'm moving in a few months, I don't know if I'm super interested in pursuing a serious relationship, but I do want to meet new people and maybe have some fun adventures along the way.

I love to get lost in the details. I prefer things like practical effects to CG. I like the warmer, wider sound of vinyl to the often sterile sounds of a CD. I think chain pizza places are kind of gross (but pizza is still pizza). I like the grain of movies shot on film. I like loud, vacuum tube guitar amps. I like the feeling of holding a book in my hands (but I have a Kindle for convenience sake). I like hand drawn animation. I love the look of old, low resolution video games. I think a pair of Chuck Taylors with a decent set of insoles are the most comfortable shoes ever.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm currently a clerk for the USPS, and I'm planning on moving to Austin, TX before the end of the year to reboot my life the best way I can. As soon as I can claim Texas citizenship, I'm going back to school to finish out my BA in Communications, though a change in major might not be out of the question.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I play guitar. Whether I'm good at it probably depends on your taste in music. I won't be putting Eddie Van Halen to shame anytime soon, but I found my sound and that's good enough for me right now.

I have a fixation on taking things apart and putting them back together. As a result, I have a strong attention to detail.

I'm pretty okay at writing, though I'm not currently one of those people who is forever "working on writing the great American novel".
The first things people usually notice about me
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My shaved head / beard combo, my ability to keep a straight face, and for some reason, the fact that my shoes kind of look like a giant QR code.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Cat's Cradle, Ready Player One, Survivor, Norwegian Wood, 'Salem's Lot, Get in the Van, Factotum, JPod, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, Neuromancer, Scott Pilgrim.

Movies: The Terminator, Blade Runner, Back to the Future, 500 Days of Summer, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Beetlejuice, The Breakfast Club, Akira, My Cousin Vinny, We're the Millers, Annie Hall, Chasing Amy, Halloween, The Thing, Escape From New York, Collateral, Heat, Seven, a buttload of Marvel movies.

TV Shows: Fringe, Arrested Development, Community, Breaking Bad, Parks and Recreation, Louie, The X-Files, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, the first 10 seasons of The Simpsons, Futurama, Archer, Wilfred.

Music: The Ataris, Less Than Jake, My Bloody Valentine, Anamanaguchi, Explosions in the Sky, Wu-Tang Clan, The Get Up Kids, Michael Jackson, Jimmy Eat World, Brand New, Daft Punk, Frank Turner, RX Bandits, Muse, The Impossibles, They Might Be Giants, White Lung, The Wonder Years, Nas, Motion City Soundtrack, Bon Iver, Bomb the Music Industry!, Deftones, Nujabes, Prince, Slayer, Death Cab for Cutie.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no real, proper order:

- a pen and something to scribble or write on.
- phone
- a select group of people
- orange juice
- a pair of running shoes
- a guitar
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"Is it fun?" or "Am I hungry?"

Everything else is relative.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
My Friday nights are usually spent hanging out with my friends. Sometimes we hang out in coffee shops, other times we hang out in basements and shitty bars. It varies from week to week.

If no one is really available, I'm not opposed to just hanging out, playing video games, ordering a pizza, and staying pretty low profile. I like looking around a little bit and seeing what's out there.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–30
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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"Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?"