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avocadojetpacks

28 Derby, KS Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 8:16pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm actually two small children, one on the other's shoulders, masquerading as an adult in a trenchcoat to try and convince everyone around me that I'm actually an adult. Don't tell anyone my secret, please.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
At the moment I'm self-studying to become a front-end web developer, hopefully somewhere far away from Wichita, KS. I'm working at Kwik Shop to cover my bills for the time being. It's not glamorous by any means, but every little bit helps.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I play guitar. Whether I'm good at it probably depends on your taste in music. I won't be putting Eddie Van Halen to shame anytime soon, but I found my sound and that's good enough for me right now.

I have a fixation on taking things apart and putting them back together. As a result, I have a strong attention to detail.

I'm pretty okay at writing, though I'm not currently one of those people who is forever "working on writing the great American novel".
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
it's the shaved head / beard combo, mixed with my ability to keep a straight face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Cat's Cradle, Ready Player One, Survivor, Norwegian Wood, 'Salem's Lot, Get in the Van, Factotum, JPod, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, Neuromancer, Scott Pilgrim.

Movies: Fargo, The Terminator, Blade Runner, Back to the Future, 500 Days of Summer, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Beetlejuice, The Breakfast Club, Akira, My Cousin Vinny, We're the Millers, Annie Hall, Chasing Amy, Halloween, The Thing, Escape From New York, Collateral, Heat, Seven, a buttload of Marvel movies.

TV Shows: Fargo, Fringe, Arrested Development, Community, Breaking Bad, Key and Peele, Parks and Recreation, Louie, The X-Files, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, the first 10 seasons of The Simpsons, Futurama, Archer, Wilfred.

Music: My Bloody Valentine, Descendents, Weezer, Less Than Jake, Jimmy Eat World, The Ataris, Black Flag, Flying Lotus, Nujabes, Prince, The Time, NOFX, Frank Turner, Million Dead, Slowdive, The Wonder Years, David Bowie, A Wilhelm Scream, Bad Religion, Anamanaguchi, MF Doom, Smashing Pumpkins, Lagwagon, Glassjaw, Michael Jackson, Thin Lizzy, Coheed and Cambria, Nas, Bomb the Music Industry, Against Me!, Deftones, Nine Inch Nails, Oingo Boingo, ALL, Lifetime, The Movielife, Brand New.

Video Games: Demon's Souls, Bayonetta, Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, Deus Ex: Human Revolution, Hitman: Blood Money, Super Metroid, Persona 4, Earthbound, Final Fantasy VI, Binding of Isaac, Street Fighter: Third Strike, Mr. Driller.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no real, proper order:

- Guitar
- Pen and Paper
- Phone, unfortunately
- A clean pair of socks
- Friends
- Pets of friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"Is it fun?" or "Am I hungry?"

Everything else is relative.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
working. I don't really have set days off right now, so my life is somewhat in disarray until I move to the graveyard shift.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you would describe yourself as any of the following: creepy, kooky, mysterious, spooky, altogether ooky.

I love talking to people, and I admit I'm not very proactive about messaging people. That said, hit me up. I'm always looking for someone to talk about garbage with and maybe hang out in person, so we can drink coffee or tea and talk about garbage.