avocadojetpacks
29 Derby, KS
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My self-summary
who is anyone on the internet? I mean, really?

I'm a pair of preteens hiding in a trenchcoat, masquerading as an adult in hopes of one day convincing the passersby that I'm one of them.

I also like pizza.
What I’m doing with my life
during the day I usually sleep. In the evening I'm studying front-end web development and working towards that "grown up job" everyone tells me I need. Overnight I'm the Kevin Smith-esque caricature at Kwik Shop holding down the fort and trying to stay alive. It's not glamorous, I'm not happy with my situation, but I'm fighting like hell to change it.
I’m really good at
Tetris, petting cats, yelling "SKRAAAAA!" at crows, keeping a straight face, playing three chords on a guitar, dry humor.

seriously I don't like really talking about things I'm good at. I'm a web developer in training, but I don't feel I'm -great- at it yet. I'll get back to you.
The first things people usually notice about me
apparently I have a major case of "resting bitch face" and always look mad at something.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Scott Pilgrim, 'Salem's Lot, Neuromancer, Killing Yourself to Live, High Fidelity, Cat's Cradle, Slaughterhouse Five, Invisible Monsters.

Movies: They Live, The Terminator, Fargo, Back to the Future, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Halloween, Escape From New York, The Thing, We're the Millers, It Follows, Collateral, Heat, The Guest, John Wick, Die Hard, Ghostbusters, Boogie Nights, Dazed and Confused, Wet Hot American Summer, Rushmore.

TV Shows: The X-Files, Fargo, Rick and Morty, Arrested Development, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Breaking Bad, Fringe, Gravity Falls.

Music: My Bloody Valentine, Weezer, Bomb the Music Industry, Coheed and Cambria, Less Than Jake, Oingo Boingo, New Order, Joy Division, The Cure, The Smiths, MF Doom, David Bowie, Smashing Pumpkins, Death Cab for Cutie, Built to Spill, A Tribe Called Quest, Radiohead, Blur, Pete Rock, LCD Soundsystem, Explosions in the Sky, Mogwai, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Glassjaw, Cursive, Deftones, Drake. Throw something at me, I'll probably love it.
The six things I could never do without
- friends
- pets of friends
- socks
- something to write with
- something to write on
- headphones
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Raccoons and opossums and other trash animals that have thrived in urban environments and displayed a relentless ability to survive. I admire that.

I think about pizza a lot too.
On a typical Friday night I am
doing things with friends, or burying my head in JavaScript. Making my future better any way I can.
You should message me if
If you would describe yourself as any of the following: creepy, kooky, mysterious, spooky, altogether ooky.

I love talking to people, and I admit I'm not very proactive about sending out messages. So if you feel inclined, hit me up! I'm always looking for someone to talk about garbage with and maybe hang out in person, so we can drink coffee or tea and talk about garbage.
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