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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 9:19am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
who is anyone on the internet? I mean, really?

I'm a pair of preteens hiding in a trenchcoat, masquerading as an adult in hopes of one day convincing the passersby that I'm one of them.

I also like pizza.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I sleep in the morning, I study front-end web development and code during the day. At night, I'm the Dante Hicks of my nearby Kwik Shop to cover my bills. There's nothing glamorous about it, but until my web skillset is adequate enough for people to pay me to make interactive websites for their cats, it's a means to an end.

I spend a lot of time studying lately. I go running several days a week, and I don't sleep as much as I should.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I play guitar. Whether I'm good at it probably depends on your taste in music. I won't be putting Eddie Van Halen to shame anytime soon, but I found my sound and that's good enough for me right now.

I have a fixation on taking things apart and putting them back together. As a result, I have a strong attention to detail.

I'm pretty okay at writing, though I'm not currently one of those people who is forever "working on writing the great American novel".
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
it's the shaved head / beard combo, mixed with my ability to keep a straight face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Cat's Cradle, Ready Player One, Survivor, Norwegian Wood, 'Salem's Lot, Get in the Van, Factotum, JPod, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, Neuromancer, Scott Pilgrim.

Movies: Fargo, The Terminator, Blade Runner, Back to the Future, 500 Days of Summer, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Beetlejuice, The Breakfast Club, Akira, My Cousin Vinny, We're the Millers, Annie Hall, Chasing Amy, Halloween, The Thing, Escape From New York, Collateral, Heat, Seven, a buttload of Marvel movies.

TV Shows: Fargo, Fringe, Arrested Development, Rick and Morty, Bob's Burgers, Community, Breaking Bad, Key and Peele, Parks and Recreation, Louie, The X-Files, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, the first 10 seasons of The Simpsons, Futurama, Archer, Wilfred, Gravity Falls.

Music: My Bloody Valentine, Descendents, Weezer, Less Than Jake, Jimmy Eat World, The Ataris, Black Flag, Flying Lotus, Nujabes, Prince, The Time, NOFX, Frank Turner, Million Dead, Slowdive, The Wonder Years, David Bowie, A Wilhelm Scream, Bad Religion, Anamanaguchi, MF Doom, Smashing Pumpkins, Lagwagon, Glassjaw, Michael Jackson, Thin Lizzy, Coheed and Cambria, Nas, Bomb the Music Industry, Against Me!, Deftones, Nine Inch Nails, Oingo Boingo, ALL, Lifetime, The Movielife, Brand New, I'm not super picky, and am always down for something new. I also really love the soundtrack for Street Fighter II.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no real, proper order:

- Guitar
- Pen and Paper
- Phone, unfortunately
- A clean pair of socks
- Friends
- Pets of friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"Is it fun?" or "Am I hungry?"

Everything else is relative.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out doing things with friends, mutually agreeing that the concept of "growing up" is artificial and stupid. When that's not the case, I'm usually buried in thought somewhere with my laptop, trying to do something productive in hopes of making my future a little bit brighter.
You should message me if
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If you would describe yourself as any of the following: creepy, kooky, mysterious, spooky, altogether ooky.

I love talking to people, and I admit I'm not very proactive about sending out messages. So if you feel inclined, hit me up! I'm always looking for someone to talk about garbage with and maybe hang out in person, so we can drink coffee or tea and talk about garbage.