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avocadojetpacks

27 M Derby, KS

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:43pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I want to meet people, and I want to have exciting encounters with them. I want companions and friends. If anything else comes with that, I'd call it an awesome bonus. I'm cool staying in, and I'm cool going out.

I'm probably more cynical than I should be. I like meeting people, but it's hard for me to trust others. If I warm up to you I'm the most pleasant person in the world, albeit with a dash of misanthropy for good measure.

I'm not hard to get along with. I'm easily amused, and have a dark, vulgar sense of humor. I'm trying to find my way in the world, and dealing with the detours provided along the way. I listen to a lot of music, write and rave about pop culture nonsense, play video games, and I love running. If I could, I'd collect hobbies for a living.

I prefer practical effects to CG. I like the warmer, wider sound of vinyl to the often sterile sounds of a CD. I think chain pizza places are kind of gross (but pizza is still pizza). I like the grain of movies shot on film. I like loud guitar amps. I like the feeling of holding a book in my hands (but I have a kindle for convenience sake). I like hand drawn animation. I love the look of old, low resolution video games. I think a pair of Chuck Taylors with a decent set of insoles are the most comfortable shoes ever.
What I’m doing with my life
I am currently in college forever, constantly trying to figure out what it is I'm doing with my life. As of now I'm majoring in Electronic Media, and now that the dust has settled I have considered a change. I love to write, but I don't want to be an English major. I'm starting to approach that point where I feel like the whole college thing might actually be bullshit. I'm not sure on that one.

In the evening I moonlight as a keyboard grunt for the USPS as I ride that sinking ship into the sea. It's a silly job that probably pays me more than it should.

Right now all I want to do is write and run. They are the two constants I come back to, for better or worse. It's hard to say whether my ankle or my wrist will give out first, so I have to just go with it.
I’m really good at
I'm not a bad writer. I'm not really big on talking about it, but writing is something I do work at.

I'm excellent at retaining useless pop culture trivia that no one needs to remember.

I play guitar. Whether I'm good at it really depends on your taste in music.
The first things people usually notice about me
Shaved head. Thanks a lot, genetics!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Cat's Cradle, Ready Player One, Survivor, Norwegian Wood, 'Salem's Lot, Get in the Van, Factotum, JPod, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, Neuromancer, Scott Pilgrim.

Movies: The Terminator, Blade Runner, Zodiac, Fight Club, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Back to the Future, The Empire Strikes Back, Point Break, Akira, Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, Perfect Blue, Videodrome, The Avengers, Scott Pilgrim vs the World, Looper, Alien, Escape from New York, The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Drive, Rushmore, Ghostbusters.

TV Shows: Fringe, Arrested Development, Community, Breaking Bad, Parks and Recreation, Game Center CX, Louie, The X-Files.

Music: My Bloody Valentine, Anamanaguchi, Daft Punk, Explosions in the Sky, Jimmy Eat World, Lifetime, Less Than Jake, The Ataris, Descendents, Black Flag, Nine Inch Nails, Michael Jackson, The Postal Service, Death Cab for Cutie, Built to Spill, At the Drive-in, Sonic Youth, Deftones, Weezer, Wu-Tang Clan, Bad Rabbits.
The six things I could never do without
In no real, proper order:

- a pen and something to scribble or write on.
- phone
- a select group of people
- orange juice
- a pair of running shoes
- a guitar
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"Is it fun" or "Am I hungry?"

Everything else is relative.
On a typical Friday night I am
My Friday nights are usually spent hanging out with my friends. Sometimes we hang out in coffee shops, other times we hang out in basements and shitty bars. It varies from week to week.

If no one's available, I'm also rarely opposed to just hanging out, playing video games, ordering a pizza, and staying pretty low profile. Most of the time I'm really up for anything.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–27
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?