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avocandor

24 F Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:59pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I love people. I ask a lot of questions. My favorite word is "cheesecloth." I write and edit for a website you probably waste a lot of time on.

I'm a little silly, shamefully gullible, have a growing love for puns, and am always down for a 90s dance party. Anything absurd or irreverent makes me laugh. Happy to debate over topics that truly matter, like what the best emoji is. (Obviously a tie between "bitch please girl" and "two fish up a flagpole.")

I half have everything super figured out, and half have no idea what I'm doing. It's fun.

"We are all worms. But I do believe that I am a glow-worm."
- Winston Churchill
What I’m doing with my life
petting stranger's dogs, learning weird facts. Did you know 60% of Roomba owners give their Roomba a name?
I’m really good at
baking cookies
knowing the latest weird florida news
giving people near-heart attacks while I attempt to cross the street
sticking to plans
impressing moms
making a mess
laughing at dumb jokes
knowing useless movie trivia
talking up a big foosball game
The first things people usually notice about me
I say the thing everyone's thinking.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Food.

But, currently reading Joseph Mitchell's New Yorker essays, Up In The Old Hotel.
The six things I could never do without
sriracha
cute old people
twitter
public records
kickboxing
UCB
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the future, whatever I read that morning, whether to turn right or left, what's that smell?, that time Britney shaved her head
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've never seen star wars.

I won a spelling bee...as a 23-year-old.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you have more to say in a message than "you're cute" (seriously.), you think your job is awesome, you check the news sometimes, you own or love dogs, you didn't put "oxygen" under things you can't live without, you're genuinely happy, there's one spot you've been meaning to visit.