As a wise man once said, "I know who I am, and I know what I want."

I'm a man of loyalty, principle, and simple pleasures. I am completely self-sufficient, and work every day to make a better life for myself and those I care about. I put my family and friends first; everything else is secondary to me.

Also, in case you couldn't already tell, I'm a bit of a goof. I tend to joke around a lot, and am always trying to make people around me laugh. Life is too weird to take completely seriously, say I.

Other than that, I was raised with good Christian morals, and those are still very important in my life. That said, I am not judgemental, nor am I a prude. I'm all about enjoying life.

I work as a sales rep for Pepsi during the day and go to school at night. In case you're one of those shallow girls who care about these kind of things (just kidding), I have my own car and my own place.

Guitar, writing, making jokes...

I am a behemoth ;)

Books: Middlesex, the Stand, The Fountainhead, Executive Orders, I may or may not have read Catcher in the Rye several times.

Movies: Saving Private Ryan, Memento, Usual Suspects, Waiting, Social Network, Step Brothers, Hot Rod

Music: The best of everything (except country)

Shows: Arrested D, the Office, MST3K, Breaking Bad, Parks and Rec, The Wire, Workaholics, Wilfred

Family
Faith
Friends
Fat Stacks :P
Food
The Detroit Hockey Red Wings

The future. Why people do the things they do. Hockey.

Doing something with friends. Could be playing poker, basketball, golfing, or going out (from time to time, I don't drink that much)

I've seen The Notebook.

You think you can hang with a baller like me.