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awaldial

29 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:39pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Dislikes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English, German (Okay), Swedish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a native Floridian, and I had to escape the disgusting heat, flatness, lack of seasons, crime, lack of culture, tackiness, and anti-intellectualism for which my native state seems to pride itself.

So I moved to Portland, where I can be educated about the evils of privilege by upper-middle class white people, where it's cold and rainy, and where I can go for a peaceful walk around downtown without being hassled by spare changers and cause-of-the dayers every minute. No, I don't care about the children; I care about my cup of coffee.

OK, I kid, I really do love it here. Except for the fact that I have to buy ACT mouthwash - you know, because of the whole fluoride thing. I moved here primarily because it's one of the few cities in America that is more life-focused instead of work-focused. Or, if you're a Republican, because it's Communist.

But ultimately, I'm an aspiring expat. Because, well, I hate our freedoms.

I tend to have a sarcastic, self-deprecating, and somewhat deadpan sense of humor. I like to make jokes out of anything and everything, despite how stupid and childish they may be. How else could I cope with mass starvation, civil liberties violations, and overweight people on scooters eating fries out of McDonalds bags?

When I'm not working, I can be found sleeping in, listening to music, going to shows, going for photo-walks, riding my bike, at my coffee shop(s) of choice, at my bar(s) of choice, hanging out with friends, etc.

I am fairly quiet and shy, but I can open up. I am generally a private person though. I have been known to be awkward. I am an INTJ, if you're into the Myers-Briggs test.
What I’m doing with my life
Discussing it with my therapist.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to make plans and then flake out before we meet.