Okay, let's start with the hair. There was Einstein...Lyle Lovett...Kramer...and me. At least it's not on my back.

So who am I? A somewhat intelligent (Ivy League grad), successful (teach at big college), creative (have written for film & TV), thoughtful (calls mom once a week), funny (former stand-up comic) and lovable (wait till you hug me) middle-aged guy. I grew up in New Jersey, spent most of my adult life in California, and now find myself somewhere in the middle.

Who am I looking for? A sweet, wonderful, bright, adventurous woman to share my passions with. Someone who can laugh at my dumb jokes while staring into my baby blues with warm affection. Someone who makes my heart flutter and messes up my workday because I'm constantly thinking about her. If you live closer than Alabama that would help too.

I may not be perfect but I'm trying hard to be the best person I can be. I'm a dedicated father, a generous friend, and a loving companion. So if you're looking for a man who will treat you with kindness, respect, compassion, and make you laugh silly, you've come to the right place.

By the way, the beard is optional.

I'm a college professor and professional writer. Just being active, moving forward, and trying to enjoy every minute.

Making people feel at ease when they talk to me.

My big blue eyes, warm smile, and anti-gravity hair.

Love reading bios and memoirs, enjoy thrillers and comedies (have even written a few), classic and contemporary rock, a Breaking Bad junkie, and anything on an Italian menu.

My kids, my friends, my car, my specs (except when sleeping), and my sneakers. Is that six? Maybe also a calculator.

I'm quite cerebral. I know a little bit about a lot of things, and quite a bit about a few things. Does that make sense?

Dreaming about a woman like you.

Only my parole officer knows the answer to that one. (just kidding)

You want to meet a sweet guy who will make you feel special.