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27 Brooklyn, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 20-45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Aug 30
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a hacker and a punk, a firm believer that "Information wants to be free". My hobbies range from driving all over the earth to hear my favorite band play a gig to running minecraft servers and automating my home media center. My nerdery ranges from video games to pen and paper RPG's and indie board games. Recently I have begun collecting scientific glass and I think it's just swell ;)

I'm poly as well, so fair warning there. I have two beautiful girls I'm dating at the moment and I love em very much. You can go see their profiles over at StaticDreamer86 and waywardparade
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living in Brooklyn. Working with cutting edge technology. Using Gentoo like a neck beard. Reading books about samurai. Living just outside my means. Wearing a hat.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fixing things. Running stuff. Getting exempted from trouble. Forgetting where I put things. Operating the most obscure technology this planet has ever seen. Recognizing absurdity in everyday situations. Not giving fucks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Rick and Morty is easily the best thing on tv right now IMHO.

I'll listen to any music but I tend to stick to punk and indie with some hip hop to spice things up. I've been to more world inferno friendship society concerts than I care to mention and will continue to go to more... It's pretty much a bad habit at this point ;)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Border Gateway Protocol
2) 1,3,7-trimethyl- 1H-purine- 2,6(3H,7H)-dione,
3) GNU/Linux
4) Good Beer
5) Punk rock
6) Hot Sauce
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How Moose don't really exist.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Depends. I'm either running around, seeing some band, or staying at home watching my little pony and coloring.

That's right bitches: I'm a badass.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You have sex dreams about Cthulhu.
- You want to talk tech.
- You are my future self trying to warn me about some grave danger. (This one may have already happened actually.)