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Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
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My self-summary
There are a bunch of nouns and adjectives about me.

I've been told I'd be a good philosophy teacher. I've kind of stubbornly chosen to go against destiny on that one.

I like to think of myself as complicated but approachable. Like a well indexed technical manual.

Good Anthologies are one of my favorite things in the world. There's nothing quite like reading a good story and then knowing you have twenty others waiting for you. Lately my two favorites have been Jonathan Strahan's work and the Norton Reader.

I'm an INTJ, though the IN is stronger than the TJ.

I like the idea of a geek. I like the idea of someone so socially awkward that normal people react as though they've just seen the head bit off a chicken. Playing on your xbax and listening to video game music isn't geeky, hell, these days, even frat boys do that. I could use more real geeks in my life.

"What gender do you identify as?"
-I would say somewhere between xenomorph and Lord Fanny from the Invisibles.

Abolish Capitalism. Raw, raw, raw. I got yo sector right here.

Working for ISP really makes me want to remove internet from my life.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm an empty essay...fill me out!
I’m really good at
Breathing. Been doing it for bout two decades now.

I love really appalling puns. I've gotten somewhat good at them.
The first things people usually notice about me
Not a clue.

My encyclopedic knowledge of obscure facts, I guess. Including Egyptian dentistry, sitcoms, and actually useful knowledge.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Bowie, Ambient, Electronic Music (Autchre, Coil), The Birthday Party/Bad Seeds, New York Dolls, Folk (Leonard Cohen, Dylan), Local Noise, Classical (Steve Reich, Lizst), Indie-Pop (Stereolab, Velvet Underground, Yo La Tengo), New wave/Post-Punk (Wire, Television, Japan), Phillip Glass, Steve Reich, Bebop, Shoegaze, Post-Rock, House .

Film: Character Dramas, Woody Allen, Wes Anderson, "Withnail and I", Fellini, Bergman, Cronenberg, Linklater, Her, Gravity Film Noir, German Expressionism, Werner Hertzog, "Tinker Taylor Soldier Spy", "Battle Royal".

Literature: Hemingway, French Lit, Existentialism, David Foster Wallace, Shakespeare, Nabokov, Arthurian Romance, Neil Gaiman, Science Fiction, The Quantum Thief, Transhuman Fiction, Dune, Philip K Dick, Consider Phlebus, Ender's Game, Cyberpunk, Marxism.

Poetry: Rilke, Ginsberg, Cummings, Rimbaud, Antebellum American Poetry, Sylvia Plath

Serialized Telecommunication: "The Prisoner", Welcome to the Night Vale, Rick and Morty, It's Always Sunny, Archer, Venture Bros, The Sopranos, Old Sitcoms, Game of Thrones.

Anime: Lupin III, Silver Spoon, Bunch o' others.

Comics: Neil Gaiman, Alan Moore, Grant Morrison, Kieron Gillen, Saga, Superman playing football against the mob, Indie comics (Phonogram, Sex Criminals, East of West), Subnormality

I like crazy hard video games like Dwarf Fortress and Crusader Kings.
The six things I could never do without
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.

Unfulfilled quotas.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
People who message me saying "Hey, what's up" and have "Don't just message me saying 'Hey, what's up?'" in their profiles.

How to make my okcupid profile more labyrinthine.

That patient merit of the unworthy takes.

Why beauty is sad.

If I would pass a Voight-kampff test.

The ending sentence of Roadside Picnic.

"No excess is absurd." -Jean Cocteau.

“The future is already here. It’s just unevenly distributed.” - William Gibson.

"For beauty is nothing but the beginning of terror, which we are still just able to endure,
and we are so awed because it serenely disdains to annihilate us.
Every angel is terrifying." -Rilke

"But that girl used to put glue in her hair and jump on the bed and taste like grape candy. And how do you get over that?" -King City

"Aspiration is the truth of freedom, and of us. You and I are adventurers of the dreamscape." -New Age Generator

"Wisdom is dead. Long live information." -Mason Cooley.

"Cards against humanity; a game designed to make you feel witty by drawing cards." -Errant Signal.

“If you think this Universe is bad, you should see some of the others.” -Philip K Dick.

"I'm confident I can whoop all of them. This ain't nothing new, my energy's been confident. You're trying to make it look like this is something new, I'm always confident I can whoop all of em."
"You're being extremely truculent."
"Whatever truculent means, that's good. I'm that." -Mohamed Ali.

"In summa: my lonesomeness, which, as on very high mountains, often made it hard for me to breathe and make my blood rush out, is now at least a twosomeness..." -Nietzsche.

“Better to sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunk Christian.” -Herman Melville.

"An eye for an eye. A petty insult for a petty insult." -Something I said in a dream once.

"Even damnation is poisoned with rainbows." -Leonard Cohen.

"You can only do so much, then you're at the mercy of fortune." -Woody Allen.

"Honour thy mistake as a hidden intention." -Brian Eno.

"the illumination for the room came from a pole lamp into which he had screwed nothing but spot lamps, which shone day and night, so as to abolish time for him and his friends. He liked that; he liked to get rid of time. By doing that he could concentrate on important things without interruption." -A Scanner Darkly

"Money is a sign of poverty" -Ian Banks.

"If I happen to love the world, it's a naive
violent sensual love, just as I
hated it when I was a confused
adolescent and its bourgeois evils
wounded my bourgeois self..." -Pasolini

"I don't know why you're on Mars, but whatever the reason for going to Mars is, I'm glad you're there and I wish I was with you." -Carl Sagan.

"I do feel like a meal ready to eat for vampires with this job." -My co-worker.

"Forget nothing, and think many things of it." -Welcome to the Night Vale.

"Capital punishment -- Them without the capital get the punishment." -John Arthur Spenkelink (Last words of the first person to be executed in Florida)

"It's a world where you're judged by what you say and think, not by what you look like. A world where curiosity and imagination equals power.""

"All men will be sailors then, until the sea shall free them." -Leonard Cohen.

"I'll tell you about the mermaid
Sheds swimmable tail Gets legs for dancing
Sings like the sea with a choked throat
Knives straight up her spine
Lancing every step
There is a price
There is a price
For every gift
And all advice " -Adrienne Rich

"[The proletariat] stands for the idea that the ultimate emancipatory subjects are those who are members of a community or state but who don’t have a determinate place or identity within it." -Zizek

"I am a communist. The difference between myself and a Bolshevik is that I want to turn everyone into an aristocrat whereas he wants to turn everyone into a proletarian." -Adolf Loos.

"Q: How many Indy Rock hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: *sigh* I have this joke on vinyl."

" However, protected by an unseen Angel,
The outcast child is enrapt by the sun,
And in all that [the poet] eats, in everything he drinks,
He finds sweet ambrosia and rubiate nectar.

He cavorts with the wind, converses with the clouds,
And singing, transported, goes the way of the cross;
And the Angel who follows him on pilgrimage
Weeps to see him as carefree as a bird." -Baudelaire

"Sunshine is delicious, rain is refreshing, wind braces us up, snow is exhilarating; there is really no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather." John Ruskin

"To the poet, to the philosopher, to the saint, all things are friendly and sacred, all events profitable, all days holy, all men divine." -Emerson

"I like to have quinoa for dinner, it's something I have, just about every chance I get." -David Lynch.

"If our gods and hopes are nothing but scientific phenomena, then it must be said that our love is scientific as well." -The Future Eve.

“Getting drunk was good. I decided that I would always like getting drunk. It took away the obvious and maybe if you could get away from the obvious often enough, you wouldn’t become obvious yourself'." -Bukowski

" Why should a lobster be any more ridiculous than a dog? ...or a cat, or a gazelle, or a lion, or any other animal that one chooses to take for a walk? I have a liking for lobsters. They are peaceful, serious creatures. They know the secrets of the sea, they don't bark, and they don't gnaw upon one's monadic privacy like dogs do. And Goethe had an aversion to dogs, and he wasn't mad." -Nerval

"To live alone one must be a beast or a god, says Aristotle. Leaving out the third case: one must be both — a philosopher." -Nietzsche, "The Gay Science"

"Wisdom is the enemy of the real." -Zizek.

"But suddenly I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy ones and that the oomny ones use, like, inspiration and what Bog sends .For now it was lovely music that came to my aid. There was a window open with the stereo on and I viddied right at once what to do"

"Why write what I can translate out of Latin or crib from the sainted dead? Here are a list of facts on which I and 9,000,000 other poets have spieled endlessly:

1. Spring is a pleasant season. The flowers, etc. etc. sprout, bloom etc. etc.
2. Young man's fancy. Lightly, heavily, gaily etc. etc.
3. Love, a delightsome tickling. Indefinable etc.
A) By day, etc. etc. etc. B) By night, etc. etc. etc.
4. Trees, hills etc. are by a provident nature arranged diversely, in diverse places.
5. Winds, clouds, rains, etc. flop thru and over 'em.
6. Men love women (More poetic in singular, but the verb retains the same form.) the above six groups I think you will find the bulk of the poetic matter of the ages. Wait--

7. Men fight battles, etc. etc.
8. Men go on voyages.

Beyond this, men think and feel certain things and see certain things not with the bodily vision. About this time I begin to get interested and the general too ruthlessly goes to sleep?"-Ezra Pound

"So that I was cheered when I came first to know that there were flowers also in hell" -William Carlos Williams
On a typical Friday night I am
Eating new things, mixing new drinks.

Playing board games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I will probably hoard ducks at some point in my life. I will personally consider this a crowning achievement of my life.

My absolute favorite thing is having spare time and another person's bookshelf. It gets rid of any excuses I have to not be reading.

I enjoy games where I get to make and decorate a home. I think this is because I'll probably never be a home-owner.

I hate laughing and fun.

My ever-growing list of musical shame: Lorde, Alizee, Genesis, Modest Mouse, Coldplay, The Smiths.

I consider Game of Thrones to be guilty pleasure, but most people wouldn't.

I don't like Walt Whitman.

I like sea food. It's weird to me how people won't eat mussels.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to get ice cream or drinks and pretend that going on dates is something that 20-somethings do in the 21st century.

Just, please, if you're going to send a message: be interesting. I've filled my profile with conversation starters. You have plenty of excuses to say something better than "Hey, what's up?"

I'm already convinced that okc is terrible. The worst you could do is re-affirm this belief.

If my reply rate seems low it's because I get a lot of messages from gross people who act overly familiar and send boring messages.

You want to go to Mars.

You want marathon the X-files with me.

You give it at least a fifty-fifty that you pass the voigt-kampff.

You read. Actual books, not ones intended for children.

You know what keywords I can search for in online dating to find someone who I genuinely care about?

If you're cybernetic intelligence born of the internet.

"Still cries at a good film. Still kisses with saliva. Like a cat."