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awesome-o_dlux

27 / M / straight / Single

Portland, Oregon

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 10" (1.77m).
Body Type
Fit
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Capricorn but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Income
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Owns dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently)

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Your Notes

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I am rich, famous, and sarcastic.

My Self-Summary

I'm pretty awesome really. I have a cool dog and a psychotic kitty. I'm terrible with grammar. I like to ride bikes and travel and sometimes I even do both at the same time.

Other things about me:
-I love the smell of freshly cut wood
-I'm recently concerned that my right leg might be a touch longer than the left
-I current don't have any hair on my head and it feels very liberating.
-I love movies. I obsess over movies.
-I hate it when people say "red licorice." There is no such thing.
-I'm obsessed with Q-Tips.
-I have a tick that forces me to knock on hard surfaces as I walk by them.
-I'm uber proud of my Oregon heritage. I love Oregon. If a civil war broke out, and it was Oregon vs. the rest of the U.S., I would proudly fight for the obvious loser.

What I’m doing with my life

Well I was collecting college degrees for a while but then the funds dried up and I was forced into the workforce by societal conventions. Now I'm regrouping and taking stock while I decide what's next. Luckily I found a pretty decent job in the mean time - they let me bring my dog to work!

I’m really good at

Sleeping in. Eating more than my fair share. Riding my bike. Taking super long hot showers. I also like to think that I'm good at drawing, graphic design, and photography but the jury is still out on those skills.

The first things people usually notice about me

My stunning blue eyes and chiseled features.
....I have no idea what people notice about me first. You should ask them.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Oh man this could be a huge, huge list. I have a lot of favorite things but I will try to keep it short so that you don't become bored.

Books: To Kill a Mockingbird, Starship Troopers, pretty much everything by Kurt Vonnegut, 1984, Palahniuk novels

Movies: Alien, Aliens, Eternal Sunshine, Amelie, Pulp Fiction, Life Aquatic, American Beauty, City of God, O' Brother Where Art Thou, Big Lebowski, Waltz With Bashir, Children of Men, The Fog of War, Baraka, Harvey, The Jerk

Music: Modest Mouse, NIN, Roy Orbison, Arcade Fire, Social D, Failure, NOFX, Regina Spector, The White Stripes

Food: pizza, milkshakes, lasagna, tacos, chococlate milk, pineapples, falafel, candy....pretty much all candy...I am a sugar fiend.

The six things I could never do without

My dog, my bike, my family. I suppose a person needs air, food and shelter too. All good things to have.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

How I would spend my life if money were no longer an issue. I would spend a lot of my time traveling; seeing and experiencing as much as I can before I die. I would also spend a lot of time at animal shelters playing with the cats and dogs. I love animals and the homeless ones are the most appreciative ones, and I love their excitement - its really a win/win situation.

Lately I've been thinking a lot about tattoos. I need some. I can't believe I've gotten this far in life without a single tattoo.

On a typical Friday night I am

Honestly most of my Friday nights are spent sitting in my recliner, with my dog, watching the tube. Thats needs to change.

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The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I like Bon Jovi (room goes quite)

You should message me if

...you want to. Its a free country. I would probably message me if I were you.

Update: If you consider yourself to be a flake then please just move along and forget that you read my profile. Gracias.