I am rich, famous, and sarcastic.
My Self-Summary
I'm pretty awesome really. I have a cool dog and a psychotic kitty.
I'm terrible with grammar. I like to ride bikes and travel and
sometimes I even do both at the same time.
Other things about me:
-I love the smell of freshly cut wood
-I'm recently concerned that my right leg might be a touch longer
than the left
-I current don't have any hair on my head and it feels very
liberating.
-I love movies. I obsess over movies.
-I hate it when people say "red licorice." There is no such
thing.
-I'm obsessed with Q-Tips.
-I have a tick that forces me to knock on hard surfaces as I walk
by them.
-I'm uber proud of my Oregon heritage. I love Oregon. If a civil
war broke out, and it was Oregon vs. the rest of the U.S., I would
proudly fight for the obvious loser.
What I’m doing with my life
Well I was collecting college degrees for a while but then the
funds dried up and I was forced into the workforce by societal
conventions. Now I'm regrouping and taking stock while I decide
what's next. Luckily I found a pretty decent job in the mean time -
they let me bring my dog to work!
I’m really good at
Sleeping in. Eating more than my fair share. Riding my bike. Taking
super long hot showers. I also like to think that I'm good at
drawing, graphic design, and photography but the jury is still out
on those skills.
The first things people usually notice about me
My stunning blue eyes and chiseled features.
....I have no idea what people notice about me first. You should
ask them.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Oh man this could be a huge, huge list. I have a lot of favorite
things but I will try to keep it short so that you don't become
bored.
Books: To Kill a Mockingbird, Starship Troopers, pretty much
everything by Kurt Vonnegut, 1984, Palahniuk novels
Movies: Alien, Aliens, Eternal Sunshine, Amelie, Pulp Fiction, Life
Aquatic, American Beauty, City of God, O' Brother Where Art Thou,
Big Lebowski, Waltz With Bashir, Children of Men, The Fog of War,
Baraka, Harvey, The Jerk
Music: Modest Mouse, NIN, Roy Orbison, Arcade Fire, Social D,
Failure, NOFX, Regina Spector, The White Stripes
Food: pizza, milkshakes, lasagna, tacos, chococlate milk,
pineapples, falafel, candy....pretty much all candy...I am a sugar
fiend.
The six things I could never do without
My dog, my bike, my family. I suppose a person needs air, food and
shelter too. All good things to have.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I would spend my life if money were no longer an issue. I would
spend a lot of my time traveling; seeing and experiencing as much
as I can before I die. I would also spend a lot of time at animal
shelters playing with the cats and dogs. I love animals and the
homeless ones are the most appreciative ones, and I love their
excitement - its really a win/win situation.
Lately I've been thinking a lot about tattoos. I need some. I can't
believe I've gotten this far in life without a single tattoo.
On a typical Friday night I am
Honestly most of my Friday nights are spent sitting in my recliner,
with my dog, watching the tube. Thats needs to change.
Editors
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I like Bon Jovi (room goes quite)
You should message me if
...you want to. Its a free country. I would probably message me if
I were you.
Update: If you consider yourself to be a flake then please just
move along and forget that you read my profile. Gracias.