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awesome_jessbee

19 / F / bisexual / Seeing someone

Sydney, Australia

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Ethnicity
Asian, White
Height
5' 6" (1.70m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Capricorn but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on high school
Job
Student
Income
Kids
Pets
Owns dogs
Languages
English

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I am pithy, mocking, and cynical.

My Self-Summary

My patience with these things is very limited, but lets see how I go...

I have another profile on here somewhere but its lost to me. Long story involving a monkey, a broken flashlight and a drillfork.

I'm in my last year of high school, doing HSC which is wonderful fun (now available in a can!).

Oh and sarcasm is my nearest and dearest friend. No kidding. Well, maybe not so much a friend... More of a... companion. Life partner. I am married to sarcasm.

Ok, random facts:

- I'm extremely laid-back, to the point where its probably bad for me

- I trust complete strangers

- I would throw myself into traffic for my friends

- I can't stand people who - after a moment's pause - will take it upon themselves to ask whether or not its an awkward silence

- I tend to try and make everyone comfortable and keep the peace, unless someone insults one of my friends (whether or not the reason is viable) in which case they are going down.

- I get annoyed (or if I'm in a good mood, bemused) at people who are way too energetic and fake

- I enjoy comfortable silences, letting my brain ramble off on whatever path it chooses

- I love driving, it clears my head and makes me happy

- I love nighttime, it's when all the fun things happen

- I am a YouTube addict

What I’m doing with my life

Student-ing it up until the end of the HSC when I will be partying it up, and then uni-ing it up.

V-logging. Ha. I'm not wasting my life at all, no sirree bob.
http://www.youtube.com/TheJessBee

I’m really good at

Being sarcastic? [One of my friends calls me Sarcasm-o. Like a superhero.]

Writing... Well, not sure if I'm good at it, but I do love it.

Music... Been playing musical instruments since I was three years old, violin, viola, cello, and now guitar.

Acting... Maybe. At least I hope so, I am doing Drama for the HSC

The first things people usually notice about me

My amazing ability to turn every event into a sarcastic one-liner.

Or my smile. You know, either one.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Joss Whedon is god in human form. You cannot go wrong with Whedon.

I love all food without discrimination. Oh but it has to be green. No, that would be weird.

Anyways, um... Rock is my chosen form of music, more specifically alternative. Depending on my mood I usually lean towards the acoustic side. Then again, if I'm in a hyper mood I listen to dance and house, anything with a strong beat really.

The six things I could never do without

Friends

Music

Guitar

Writing

Car

Sarcastic wit

I spend a lot of time thinking about

One of the numerous stories that I'm writing. Or a brand new one.

On a typical Friday night I am

Hmm... Depends. Chilling, perhaps. Chillaxing even.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

Paradox much?

You should message me if

You feel like it. And if you're random and awesome.