amiable, comical, and empathic
My self-summary Propose an edit
Hi! I moved back to Bristol in 2005 so I am looking for some
more new friends in the area. I am a creative person in both mind
and spirit. I love to design beautiful images on my computer.
Hopefully I will be able to create the same in your mind's eye.
Apart from being a man, with all that entails, I am also curiously
empathic and understanding. Tactile, caring, honest, dependable and
slightly, ever so slightly, humourous would also be applicable in
describing me. If you would like to know more then give me a click
anytime.
WARNING! ... If you do not have a sense of humour then don't read
beyond the next exclamation mark!
Dictionary for Decoding Women's Personal Ads:
40-ish ... 49.
Adventurous ... Slept with everyone.
Athletic ... No breasts
Average looking ... Moo.
Beautiful ... Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure ... On medication.
Feminist ... Fat
Free spirit ... Junkie
Friendship first ... Former slut.
New-Age ... Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-Fashioned ... No BJs.
Open-minded ... Desperate
Outgoing ... Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional ... Bitch
Voluptuous ... Very Fat
Huge frame ... Hugely Fat
Wants soul mate ... Stalker
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry - You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think
about?
MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with
you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with
you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit - I'm gay
What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit
At the moment i am just finishing a website for my future freelance
graphics business. I have also had the pleasure of meeting a
fabulous woman due to the auspices of this website and
.................... well watch this space!
I'm really good at Propose an edit
hmmmm.........graphic design.
The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit
My smile and my wooden leg.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit
(a) any book with pictures in it.
(b) Lord of the Rings Trilogy
(c) most styles
(d) anything i can make with minced steak!
The six things I could never do without Propose an edit
(1) my computer
(2) cigarettes
(3) coffee
(4) a can opener
(5) my cellular
(6) My new lady!
I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit
My new lady!
On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit
Chatting with my new lady!
The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit
I am privately willing to be asked what is the most private thing I
wasn't prepared to admit here!
You should message me if Propose an edit
You have a sense of humour and need to have a good friend.
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Questions He Cares About View all
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- How willing are you to meet someone from OkCupid in person?
- · Totally willing!
- · Hesitant, but would consider.
- · I am not interested in meeting in person.
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- Does smoking disgust you?
- · Yes
- · No
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- How often are you open with your feelings?
- · Always
- · Usually
- · Rarely
- · Never
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- Is it ever okay to kill another human being?
- · Yes.
- · Yes, to save your own life.
- · Yes, if the government orders it.
- · Never.
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- Ideally, how often would you have sex?
- · Every day
- · 3 to 4 times per week
- · 1 to 2 times per week
- · less than once per week
