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awesomesaurous

30 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:15am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$500,000–$1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm the guy whose self-summary you were about to just skim through, but then you realized...

This is probably one profile that you don't want a cheap and ghetto Splenda-like "Self-Summary" substitute with.
What I’m doing with my life
I fly/train/car/walk/swim/segway around the world for fun.

I drink deep the most beautiful sights this world has to offer before regurgitating them for the masses in pretty picture form.

If you like travel and other cultures, we're going to get along splendidly, as I've been to 111 cities in 43 countries in the last 2 and a half years.

So while I spend most of my days on photography, it is marketing and entrepreneurship that runs deep in my veins instead of blood.

I am a fat kid and Life is my cake shop.

I can't help myself from constantly bullying a very tear-filled Life to give me every last cent he has.

Before I traveled for a year and had to give it up, I performed improv comedy 3-4 times a month in various venues all throughout NYC for about 4 years.
I’m really good at
making people chortle food and liquids through their noses with my humor and humility. Definitely more through my humility than humor though.
The first things people usually notice about me
"Hey look! It's a man who works for and gets everything he wants in life"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I spend a lot more time on hobbies and travel these days but in my past... How I Met Your Mother, Arrested Development, Community, Outsourced, The Office, 30 Rock, Modern Family, Entourage, How To Make It In America, Dexter, Californication, Spartacus, Camelot, Game of Thrones, and any other entertaining show

Too many books to name, it's what I read on planes and trains and whenever I'm bored. Anything developmental and business-related I'm always interested in
The six things I could never do without
Freedom
Fresh high quality sushi
Melt in your mouth steak
Challenging myself every day
Fashionable apparel
Friends that make me better
I spend a lot of time thinking about
• How to improve my company's profit margins
• How to further perfect my landscape shots
• If I will ever return to the comedy world
• How to become an even better man
• What other wondrous treats I can spoil myself with

• How funny it is that my carefully selected arrangement of text and pictures here will likely have you generalize me in some basic vocabulary, triggering your default positive or negative associations with those words, followed by projecting these feelings onto "me", and effectively tricking yourself into actually believing that you feel a certain way about who I actually am
On a typical Friday night I am
Flying to my next destination, going crazy at a local club/bar, hiking a mountain to set up the perfect sunset shot, wrestling bears, riding elephants, having an intense esoteric conversion about the purpsoe of life, or anything in between
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You can probably tell I love talking about myself. I can promise any conversation with me will NEVER be censored. Ask away. If you dare.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are passionate about something in life.
If you rather sacrifice being wrong in order to learn something right.
If you don't abide by societal norms just because "you should".
If you can take full responsibility for how you choose to react in life in spite of what it throws at you.
If you're ambitious, never-settling, confident in who you are, if you know what you want and like but still are open to new experiences and people
If the thrill of traveling to foreign lands excites you beyond what meager words can describe
If you have the ability to understand my meta breakdown of how lazy peoples' misconceptions work 3 sections above
If you've felt annoyance when the rest of the world complains about things that don't even matter
If you have good taste in men