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awesomesaurous

30 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:01am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$500,000–$1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Objective: To utilize my education and professional experience to the best of my abilities in conjun---HAHA sorry no I can't do this

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that you ALREADY read too many boring and lame profiles that look like resumés

Look, I totally get that you and everyone else on this site is stuck in auto-pilot mode where you are in the zone, harshly screening every picture and scrutinizing every line looking for the first reason to hit back so you can get back on the hunt for someone who is worth your time...

So I figure I'd fulfill my duty as a man -- nay my duty as a DECENT HUMAN BEING to let you in on one of the best guarded secrets on OKCupid:

You've stumbled across the ONE person that you do NOT want a cheap and unsatisfying Splenda-like "Self-Summary" substitute with.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I fly/train/car/walk/swim/segway around the world for fun.

I drink deep the most beautiful sights this world has to offer before regurgitating them for the masses in pretty picture form.

If you like travel and other cultures, we're going to get along splendidly, as I've been to 111 cities in 43 countries in the last 2 and a half years.

So while I spend lots of time on photography, it is marketing and entrepreneurship that truly runs deep in my veins.

I am an expert at bullying Life into giving me every last cent he has.

Before I traveled for a year and had to give it up, I performed improv comedy 3-4 times a month in various venues all throughout NYC for about 4 years.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making people chortle food and liquids through their noses with my humor and humility. Definitely more through my humility than humor though.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"Hey look! It's a man who works for and gets everything he wants in life"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I spend a lot more time on hobbies and travel these days but in my past... How I Met Your Mother, Arrested Development, Community, Outsourced, The Office, 30 Rock, Modern Family, Entourage, How To Make It In America, Dexter, Californication, Spartacus, Camelot, Game of Thrones, and any other entertaining show

Too many books to name, it's what I read on planes and trains and whenever I'm bored. Anything developmental and business-related I'm always interested in
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Freedom
Fresh high quality sushi
Melt in your mouth steak
Challenging myself every day
Fashionable apparel
Friends that make me better
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
• How to improve my company's profit margins
• How to further perfect my landscape shots
• If I will ever return to the comedy world
• How to become an even better man
• What other wondrous treats I can spoil myself with

• How funny it is that the fact that your impression and opinion of me so far (no matter good or bad) LITERALLY cannot be a real, substantiated, or justifiable opinion.
• How wonderfully ignorant any person must be to believe that their 10 second impression of a profile/person is even remotely accurate, and then having the confidence to use those blind fuzzy feelings inside to pass judgement on a real life person (i.e. This guy seems xyz. I hate xyz guys. This guy is one of those abc dudes. I usually get along with abc people!)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Flying to my next destination, going crazy at a local club/bar, hiking a mountain to set up the perfect sunrise shot, wrestling bears, riding elephants, having an intense esoteric conversion about the purpsoe of life, or anything in between
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I secretly take perverse pleasure in having developed my character and life for the last 15 years to be at the point where I already know that on paper -- I am as good a prospect as you're going to see today.

Now whether one prefers the attainability and price of a Big Mac or the tantalizing textures and tastes of a well-marbled cut of Matsuzaka beef is a matter of taste and a different story altogether...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are passionate about something in life.
If you rather sacrifice being wrong in order to learn something right.
If you don't abide by societal norms just because "you should".
If you can take full responsibility for how you choose to react in life in spite of what it throws at you.
If you're ambitious, never-settling, confident in who you are, if you know what you want and like but still are open to new experiences and people
If the thrill of traveling to foreign lands excites you beyond what meager words can describe
If you have the intelligence to be able to understand something meta like my deconstruction of cognitive dissonance above
If you've felt annoyance when the rest of the world complains about things that don't even matter
If you have good taste in men