I don't really have an Afro i actually have a box.
I cuss alot my grandma taught me well
Can i dance? pshh can my 4yr old nephew twerk? Yep my family loves to teach kids interesting things
There are always ants in my pants
My handles bars fell off while i was ridding my bike.

Wishing someone would fuck america up. America needs an ass woopin

cooking with a cookbook i wish someone would buy me one. and some food to cook with. and a rice cooker. and a blender. just give me your kitchen

That I look like Steve Urkel/Stefan

tight pants+loose shirt+masculine hair/face=??????? for most people

My nickname is ashtrey and i just dyed my hair brown so now i look like a lit cigar. Or a giraffe.

A quote "no one would ever think you were a drug dealer because you look like you go to Harvard."

Currently on repeat on my ipod:
Janelle Monae
Shabazz Palaces
TheeSatisfaction
Lauryn Hill
Lianne la Havas
Kingdom Crumbs
Digable Planets
Santigold
Florence and the machine
Mumford and sons
Vampire weekend
Azealia Banks
Danny Brown

i was really into anime at one point in time now i just read harry potter and naruto fanfiction which is ruining my eyesight

That Sherlock Holmes comic book where Sherlock is a lesbian punk sounds real good

Memoirs of a Sexologist

i really like andventure time
workaholics is pretty funny
weeds is my shit

We need more high black communists on tv

kiwi is the shits

my alone time
music
candy

How could people ever choose alcohol over weed. Makes no sense whatsoever

I'm always inserting myself into movies and books and shows.

My death. Right now its becoming a criminal coke addict at 70.

Playing rugby with my cousins, and smoking weed.

i go on candy binges guess how many cavities i have